I boot the kickstand and test the throttle a little. It makes a nice, growly "vroom vroom" sound.

Heartened by this, I rev it again. A lot harder. The growly "vroom vroom" turns into a roar and with a sudden leap of power, I'm off!

The Wombat helps me up off the ground and retrieves the metal beast. And holds it steady while I climb back on again. This time, I don't rev it so hard.

There's a slight tug and I inch forward almost imperceptibly. I'm moving!!! And I'm still firmly planted to the seat!!! I want to turn around and crow at the Wombat, but I'm afraid I'll tip over if I so much as blink.

Five minutes later, I'm breaking the speed limit.¹ The wind is whipping through my hair (gods don't need helmets) and my nose is freezing, but I don't care cuz it's so exhilirating. I can't believe I've never tried this before. Forget the BMW Z4, this is the way to go!

I start planning a trip to the city to buy "appropriate" clothes. A black leather jacket's a definite must. I'm not sure about leather pants though, cuz there's always the danger of crossing the line from "sexy" to "tacky".² Still, it's impossible not to feel sexy on this machine.

Damn, I wanna get one for myself. I hear it goes all the way up to 50km/h.

¹ 10km/h.
² Unless you're Shane (Katherine Moennig) from "The L-Word", in which case you'll always be fucking sexy in leather pants.

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hey, hey, you can't replace the Z4 . . . come back to malaysia and I'll take you to 200+ kph . . . then we'll see if you still like that little thing. Now that my ego's done talking . . . cute scooter! Get it.
» KE (219.95.128.138) on 2006-04-12 08:30:25

Woohoo. And then you must wear a headscarf, Onassiss glasses and capri pants!
» (82.69.108.126) on 2006-04-13 08:02:09

Um, that was me. :-)
» Jay (82.69.108.126) on 2006-04-13 08:02:33

no thanks. i spun off once with four wheels. two less wheels will probably kill me.
» bUttsH4k3r (62.252.224.16) on 2006-04-13 01:43:54

If you do wear leather trousers, for the love of god shake some talcum powder inside them before you put them on. And don't do anything Jay tells you. He is a naughty naughty man, and is in no position to hand out moral guidance to impressionable university students.
» Katy Newton (62.253.64.16) on 2006-04-13 04:12:17

First alcohol. Then sex propositions. Now hard riding bikes and leather. What's happening :O Paul
» Paul (218.111.37.6) on 2006-04-14 12:17:19

huh.. a scooter? you must be crazy.. oh and i'm not going to call your house phone from now on.. or your handphone... cause it cost me too much money... so bugger off...
» jase (203.23.22.154) on 2006-04-14 01:10:39

Ixnay on the leather pants, sweetie. I've got a pair from allll the way back in the 80s... I don't wear them. And they might rrrrrip off the bike seat. No no no.
» Laynie (219.95.252.13) on 2006-04-15 12:24:51

Hey, Jamesy . . . I don't have your email address (or rather, I can't find it) Email me, alright? tkuane@gmail
» KE (219.94.63.126) on 2006-04-18 09:01:34

Groovy baby :)
» shan (60.52.86.160) on 2006-04-19 11:01:28

Ok if men bikers have "I love my mother" Tattoos, shouldn't you get a "I love my father" tattoo? Hmm.. Something reeaaally wrong there...
» AJ (219.93.73.114) on 2006-04-21 02:25:40

KE: Hmm, not convinced. Maybe you should let me try DRIVING your Z4! :D

Jay: You'd never make a Hell's Angel, darling.

bUttsh4k3r: Had problems with a tricycle too? ;)

Katy: Impressionable? Who?

Paul: I'll send you pics of my tattoo and nipple piercing after I get them done. ;)

jase: WHY?!! Don't you love me anymore? :_(

Laynie: Leather pants in KL's heat? That must be...uncomfortable. Anyway, leather pants are for taking off. *Wicked grin*

KE: Will do!

shan: Ooh yes indeedy. :)

AJ: I've already got daddy issues as it is.
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