I have just been invited to a party.

With promises of free booze, good music, and studmuffins galore.

But mature, responsible person that I am, I declined as I have a 9.30am lecture tomorrow. And I could never forgive myself if I fell asleep in cla...

No, I cannot lie to you.

The truth is, I have nothing to wear. Nothing clean, that is. I haven't done any laundry since I arrived because quite simply, I've absolutely no idea how to use a washing machine. It's very sobering to learn that clothes do not magically appear fresh, clean, and ironed in the wardrobe after spending a night in the clothes hamper.

This is clearly becoming an issue. Evidently, I need to stop procrastinating and do something now.

*Advertises for a Washing Lady to move in*

Categories: Hic! [t], Growing Up (Not Old) [t]

HAH. even i know how to manage a washing machine. HAH!
» bUttsH4k3r (62.252.224.16) on 2006-02-13 10:09:47

bUttsH4k3r: Well duh, as the JANITOR, you're expected to. Mine's shirking his duties.
» theZEBRA on 2006-02-13 10:13:26

If you're gonna tell me, you don't know how to iron and clean, I'm gonna faint. BTW, it's OZ my dear. Go get a dress, don't pull off the tag and return it. It's the ugly Malaysian way. And also, have you told your ex-army nursing student that I'm available? :) Paul
» Paul (203.144.143.2) on 2006-02-13 10:24:58

This is why 23 year old men try to hit on me, you see. It's because all the girls their age are sitting at home in tracksuit bottoms, looking dejected, surrounded by piles of dirty laundry.
» Katy Newton (62.253.64.16) on 2006-02-13 10:36:42

you just made me face palm. both here, and on my blog. *face palm*
» bUttsH4k3r (62.252.224.16) on 2006-02-13 10:54:17

No one will teach me to use a washing machine. They say I can't be trusted. Same reason I'm not allowed to cook but hey, not complaining ;)
» Fuckkit (81.159.251.76) on 2006-02-13 12:29:00

nothing to wear? err.. wear nothing? hehe steal some clothes from ya neighbours or housemates
» souplad (198.16.9.11) on 2006-02-13 08:03:52

Why no go over late, when you're sure that most people are drunk already - that way they won't care how clean your clothes look...just a suggestion :D
» Shan (60.48.96.121) on 2006-02-14 12:02:56

Haaaaaa? How on EARTH are you going to find a white husband like this? As an Asian wife you're expected to cook, clean, do the laundry, bring up your gorgeous Eurasian children AND look like a total sexbomb 24/7. Die lor. Doomed to be a single Sheila.
» Jay (217.37.171.17) on 2006-02-14 12:49:55

oi idiotic one! for your information i will not be the clearner/janitor! i'd be the person who screams and nags at everyone to clean up after themselves!! HAH! so there you have it! blek.. and i'm not messaging here cause i read your post, just can't be bother to read... *yawn* email me
» jase (130.220.79.98) on 2006-02-14 07:23:16

You know the lack of clean clothes has never stopped me from goin to any party. Really. Perfume, stripping or even accidentally falling into the pool can help! Buck up and move up!
» AJ (219.93.73.114) on 2006-02-17 10:25:55

Paul: I don't need to clean. I have a JANITOR (muahaha!). And I've yet to iron...so we'll see how it goes.

buttsH3k3r: As long as you learn to accept yourself, darling.

Fuckkit: I might need to set the kitchen's smoke alarm off, err..by mistake of course.

souplad: Not the smartest thing to do when you bump into them every day.
"HEY! I had a shirt just like that and it went missing!!"

Shan: Point. Also, most people are already drunk at the beginning anyway.

Jay: Luv, maybe for the err...older Asian wives/Oriental flowers. We Oriental flowerBUDS have people cooking and cleaning for us. *Quickly runs out of the room*

jase: I remember you yelling at me to put my jeans away in a tidier place. Then again, I also remember you putting it away yourself two minutes later. MUAHAHA!

AJ: I shall remember to scrutinise your clothes if we meet up.
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