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Monday. 9.19.11 3:02 pm

So, Netflix has recently separated its DVD service from its streaming service, and raised the prices on their plans. They lost over 600,000 customers because of this. Now their CEO has issued a letter apologizing for being a horse's ass, but says there are no plans to reduce prices. Oh, and the DVD half of the company is changing its name to Qwikster. Great. So my extra monthly fees went towards buying that stupid name. What a silly company.

A customer came into the bank the other day with a glass jar full of coins. We have a coin machine, so he was allowed to run them through and get cash back. What he shouldn't have done is drop the glass jar to the ground before pouring the coins into the machine.

So our lobby floor was covered with coins and broken glass for awhile. I helped clean it up a bit. I got two glass cuts on my fingers from picking through coins so the glass wouldn't damage our machine. And the cuts are in such a place that I can't play the uke or guitar. At least until they heal. Damn it.

*sips water*

Oh well. How are you guys?

1 Comments.

Maybe Netflix just gave the other half of their company a stupid name because they know it's probably going to tank before long if they keep adding stuff to their streaming service. I wouldn't be surprised...

Also, that sucks about the glass... X|
» randomjunk on 2011-09-19 11:36:43

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