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Wednesday. 3.24.10 12:53 pm

today, as i was opening a door, i didn't realize that there was a piece of metal sticking out of the way, which is supposed to be part of the security lock for the door. i walked through the door, but my shirt got caught on the piece of metal, and ripped a hole in my work shirt. damn it.

i was gonna put "FML" but i realized that much worse things happen on FML.

it just sucked. now i have a hole in my shirt.

the problem with messing up work clothes is that you obviously can't wear it to work anymore. if it was a tshirt i wouldn't give a shit. but i can't come into work with a ripped shirt.

*sigh*

3 Comments.

Just don't wear a shirt. Problem solved. You'll open more accounts that way, too!
» SporadicFunk on 2010-03-24 01:09:00

And "work" shirts are not cheap. :/
» invisible on 2010-03-24 02:20:33

Is it fixable?
Might be worth it.
» squid on 2010-03-25 10:10:46

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