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Friday. 9.18.09 11:01 am

i love "your mama" jokes, but i can never find the right place for them.

the only "mom" jokes i can ever slip in are "that's not what your mom said last night" jokes. here are some examples and key statements where you can slip in "that's not what your mom said last night."

1. "get off of me!"
2. "that's so small!"
3. "get out of my bedroom!"
4. "what the f* are you doing?"
5. "i can't keep up with you."

more examples later.

4 Comments.

my friend likes to answer everything "your mom"

he's been doing it for a while, but somehow it's still funny every time.

there's also the classic "that's what she said!"
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