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It's been a while since my last diary~ I have been very busy to do my essay for my Spanish course!! It's finally finished! So relieved!! ^ ^ I have watched Hable con ella (that's Talk to Her) for my essay~ It's a very good film! I love the characters very much!!!! : ) They are such good actors and I love Alicia () She's very pretty!!
But now, I have a serious headache for my final year project! I ahve to hand in the purposal on 11!!!! I haven't done anything yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I still haven't decided what to choose as my original text~~~~ It's really hard to choose >_< If you guys have any good suggestion, send me an e-mail or leave me messages~ please!!!!!
One of my friends sent me some very funny e-mails~ I have copied some in the following~ Enjoy!!!
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a long but funny + interesting msg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 8/10/2003 7:32 PM by gerbodine
