this entry is dedicated to a very special friend of mine, a person who just underwent massive surgery and is currently in need of love and support. victor, kiddo, this one's for you. i hope your testicle heals.

*moment of silence*

um.

i went to go see the lion king at the orpheum today, which was really cool. due to the immense awesomeness of said musical, i've decided to get back to my roots. i'm going to live in south africa and learn swahili and eat goat forever. hellz. yeah.

i'm bored, and hot, and my family is starting to get on my nerves. lately the parents have been all touchy feely, which is...normal, i suppose, but i don't appreciate it when i'm menstrual and angsty. will one of my (so-called) friends plx call me and invite me to go somewhere? anywhere! i'm begging you. if my dad tries to hug me one more time, i CAN NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR MY ACTIONS. *growl*

yeah, that's...it. happy guy fox day.

ps: just kidding, victor's testicle hasn't been operated on. IT'S THE WHOLE MALE UNIT. *largegasp*

edit: convarsations with my sonia and the victor:

MochaBinkie: judith?
crayonpoison: bob?
crayonpoison: [slow motion music]
crayonpoison: runs to embrace
crayonpoison: []*
MochaBinkie: OHMIGOSH, judith!
MochaBinkie: *sobsobsob*
MochaBinkie: i missed you so muuuuuch.
crayonpoison: OHMIGOSH... BOB?!@
crayonpoison: you slept with my best friend, HO!
MochaBinkie: well, amy wanted it.
MochaBinkie: how could i say no?
crayonpoison: . . . okay, you win.
crayonpoison: THIS TIME.
crayonpoison: now let's go have crazy wild sex
crayonpoison: <3

-----

ScarabMan06: i read the whole thing
MochaBinkie: the...whole thing?
ScarabMan06: i better make it into the next entry
MochaBinkie: what whole thing?
ScarabMan06: in your little... tihng
MochaBinkie: my little thing?
MochaBinkie: oh gawd, not my NUTANG.
MochaBinkie: are you talking about that?
ScarabMan06: i think...that i am done! sort of. whatever. if you read the whole thing, i'll put you in my next entry somehow. just lemme know. uh huh.
ScarabMan06: yes
ScarabMan06: my life has reached an ll time boring low
MochaBinkie: okaaaay, i'll put you in the next entry.
MochaBinkie: maybe it'll be just the spark you need!
MochaBinkie: yay.
ScarabMan06: haha
MochaBinkie: i will do it right now.
ScarabMan06: haha
ScarabMan06: cool
MochaBinkie: get back to me in fifteen minutes, yo.
ScarabMan06: ok
MochaBinkie: all feenished.
ScarabMan06: yay
MochaBinkie: how'd you find my nutang, anyway?
ScarabMan06: um
ScarabMan06: profile?
MochaBinkie: ohhhh.
MochaBinkie: right.
ScarabMan06: bastard
ScarabMan06: i love my testicles
MochaBinkie: i do too, but what else could you have surgery on?
ScarabMan06: hmmm
MochaBinkie: your brain isn't nearly as provocative.
ScarabMan06: good point
MochaBinkie: yup.
MochaBinkie: i'm a genius.
ScarabMan06: ...no
MochaBinkie: YES.
ScarabMan06: nope
ScarabMan06: definitely not
ScarabMan06: nope nope nope
MochaBinkie: prove it!
ScarabMan06: bianca is an idiot
ScarabMan06: point in case
MochaBinkie: that's not PROOF.
ScarabMan06: yes it is
MochaBinkie: that's a...consipracy theory.
ScarabMan06: it doesn't matter what you say
ScarabMan06: because you're an idiot
MochaBinkie: and you have no testicles.
MochaBinkie: so THERE.
ScarabMan06: i appaerntly do have testicles
ScarabMan06: because i just had surgery on them
ScarabMan06: you are owned
ScarabMan06: idiot
MochaBinkie: i never said what kind of surgery.
ScarabMan06: also
ScarabMan06: it's only one testicle
MochaBinkie: i was GOING to put male enhancement to boost your ratings...but i decided to make it one of them removal dealies.
ScarabMan06: so
ScarabMan06: i apparently ayt least have one
MochaBinkie: i'll sever that too, bucko!
ScarabMan06: is that a threat
ScarabMan06: ?
ScarabMan06: it would first involve you going in to my pants
ScarabMan06: pervert
MochaBinkie: yeah, well...
MochaBinkie: you know you want it.

and then later...

MochaBinkie: why you kill the xangers?
ScarabMan06: because
ScarabMan06: i am the pirate of pwnage
ScarabMan06: i might make one just to call myself that
MochaBinkie: *roaring laughter*
MochaBinkie: i wonder why people don't beat you up.
ScarabMan06: because
ScarabMan06: i',m too sexy
MochaBinkie: i think you should be jumped, like, on a regular basis.
ScarabMan06: ha
ScarabMan06: i jump others
ScarabMan06: duh
MochaBinkie: omg, who??
ScarabMan06: uhhh
ScarabMan06: nobody
ScarabMan06: i'm a loser
MochaBinkie: aaaahahah! poseur!
MochaBinkie: i'll tell you what. you can sort of beat me up for free.
MochaBinkie: that way, you can tell everybody, and you'll be on your way. okay?
ScarabMan06: ha
ScarabMan06: dirty frechman
ScarabMan06: pose"u"r
ScarabMan06: loser
MochaBinkie: well, at least i've been in actual jumping situations.
MochaBinkie: you just lie about them.
ScarabMan06: haha
MochaBinkie: HAH who is the loser NOWWWW!?
ScarabMan06: me!
MochaBinkie: yay! *applause*
MochaBinkie: it's about darn time you realize your true nature.

if you read it all, i applaud you too.

OMGWTF
i read your whole entry, and you didn't mention me, biatch.
» LifelessEyelid on 2004-07-19 01:12:51

Um... does it really matter if she mentioned you or not?
I mean, it's not like it's horribly important is it? But anyway, that certainly was... interesting. It almost sounds like you create stories like that on a regular basis... But, getting away from that, yes, we do need to have a chat sometime.
» desertsnowstorm on 2004-07-19 01:43:29

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