*makes face*

i am perturbed in every sense of the word.

1. i will never do my homework ever again, not since i finished reading 1984. *sobs* i've had nightmares.

2. crash diets and extreme exercise are superflous, whereas being healthy is a necessary evil. *frown* did i say that right? i got new word-of-the-week toilet paper.

3. internet addiction CAN be beat, no patches necessary! once one ventures away from the computer for more than three days, it becomes increasingly apparent how stupid and pointless the whole thing really is.

...

oh, lawdy, i missed it so much!

4. i am afraid. when this summer ends (which i hope it NEVER does, ohmigosh, disregard anything i've ever said to the contrary) i have SPITLOADSTOWORRYABOUTEEEE!!!!

-SATS are in october.
-SATS are in march.
-SATS are THIS YEAR.
-prom. omg, i'm going to prom! i'm going to prom? prom is a funny word.
-if i do not get a 4.0, i will not get into an ivy league college and therefore will be working at the local k-mart for the rest of my life.
-if i do not get a 1500 (or, like, a 2300 for the new one) on my SATS, i will not get into an ivy league college and therefore will be working at the local k-mart for the rest of my life.
-if i do not do a bazillion hours of community service and i do not choose to join any clubs/organizations this year, i will not get into an ivy league college and...well, you know.
-upon reading 1984 as mentioned above, i found that i have completely lost my foundation in elementary math. 2+2=5. subsequently, i will fail algebra 3-4; i will bomb half of my SATS (i think i can survive the verbal part. i CAN! can..i?); and when working at k-mart, they won't even give me a register job. i'll have to clean bathrooms. forever.

on a lighter note, i got a puppy!

no, just kidding.

"word-of-the-week toilet paper"
you only use toilet paper once a week? oh, and thanks for giving me unnecessary stress during the summer. you know, you could have blogged about the above topics, say, a week before school starts. oh, and when you said "prom", for some reason i read "porn". dotdotdot. and i for one cannot wait until prom, if a special someone could come with me (but i don't know the chances of that happening, what with michigan being on the other side of the country and all).
» LifelessEyelid on 2004-07-08 01:59:53

Excuse me, yes hi, no, over here. There you go. O.K. You do realize that:
A: K-Mart can be fun, as long as you steal stuff while you work there.
B: 1984 is a good book
C: 2+2= 4 ... that alone might be your only problem

I re-did my site, go check it out... :-)
» JINX!!! on 2004-07-10 09:19:07

wow you people
just chill its not that bad i graduated this year and its not as hard as you think it is.......just chill out and have fun....make sure you get your school work done but have fun.........all work and no play totally messes you up....trust me i know ive been there........gawd you all make me feel old.........ugh i hate that word
» finelegsforever on 2004-07-12 03:31:43

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haha... awesome subject title huh? yeah... I thought so too. :-P The stress of Junior year... yay? omg... we're all going to die.
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