Went for my driver's test yesterday.. and I failed.. this really fat guy was my tester.. and he was a real ass. Before we started the test.. he's like alright drive over to the parallel parking barrels... well I went to put my shifter in drive.. and there was a yellow jacket on my shifter.. and it stung me. And I'm allergic to bees.. so I had an allergic reaction.. and had like a mini asthma attack. Luckily I had my meds with me.. and we got the situation under control. And the guy thought it was funny and actually laughed at me. Well after that situation was under control.. We tried it again. I parallel parked PERFECTLY.. and I mean perfectly... I was in there and everything.. and I was nice and straight... didn't hit any barells or anything. And he goes outside and checks everything out. and they have this little rectangle thing as "the line"... and the edge of my tire was near the rectangle.. and he claims it was touching.. so he failed me. And he goes alright.... drive around back.. so I can get out.. so I did. He's like I'll see you next week.. all mean and stuff.. and laughed again.. uggh I was soo pissed. Im going next week.. and I swear to god I better not get tubby this trip either.. if I do I'm gonna flip out on him. Anyways.. I had a bad day at school today. I was in the cave.. and my desk that I sit in had 2 bolts like sticking up.. and my new pants got ripped.. and they were like huge holes too... So I had to see Abreu.. and she's like can take off your pants and i can stitch the holes up for ya.. and Im like ewww.. nasty you fucking dyke! So I get to go out and buy another pair of pants.. and the school's gonna pay for them.. which is good.. cuz they were like my new favorite pants. yeh well Im done with bitching for now. Lovingz all!

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