This story well take you on a journey to the land of forgoten things, a relam of existance not seen for uncountable years...

It all started when i rediscoverd this hat...

if you hold up to the sun you can notice a pattern hidden between its outside layers


as you turn the hat so the sun shines throught the correct spot a message appears


I cant make out the letters but it brought back memories of another hat, the mistical hat of folding.
I began to search my imedate surrounds in hopes of retreving the hat from its hiding place...

I first incountered long lost friends and foes...





take a good look at that dog



hmm... well dispite this discovery the quest continued

I found a box of old halloween costumes and inside an oversized run-over cat


A tie with bunnies on it!


and another hat... but this hat is stupid and way to heavy... FUCKING HAT!! YOU TRIED TO TRICK ME!!!!!



But i continued for i knew there was more crap to be found... like this snoopy bag



And there were also a couple for frying pans... FOAM FRYING PANS!



there was also a chicken costume...



umm... why are all my costumes dead animals?



I was begining to think i would never find the hat so i asked a near by angel for directions



fucking angels. Just stare right back at ya, no respect. they think they are high and mighty just because the suck on god... and buddha didnt feel like helping me either. What a sell out. GET OF YOUR CELL PHONE AND STOP DRINKING AT STARBUCKS!!!


Then my mom walked in and asked what i was doing...
me:    "im on an adventure to find the folding hat."
mom: "oh really? wait a sec..."
and she comes back from her cloest in 30 seconds with what i was looking for.
Behold! The Hat of Folding!



And look at it fold!!!!!



So thats the end of it...
Thank you for leting me waste your time!!

so bored... can't focus...
you weren't wasting my time. reading your entry gave me something to do.
» Midnight on 2004-09-07 04:37:31

i have the first hat! its called a "non la" in viet. lol cool folding hat though! the things people do to make things compact and... yea. nice entry, i had something to do for 3 minutes. THANK YOU and GOOD BYE!
» dis1girl on 2004-09-11 08:19:27

hmm
it was very entertaining. I never knew that was you so that's you in your icon. I'm slow to learn things. Yes. The folding hat reminds me of this paper folding ball thingy that's colorful . . . i lost it though . . .actually my mom threw it out when I was 8. She "cleans" my room. She repents my room by throwing the non-worthy things like the paper thingy and some of my stuff that I missed. Bleh
» Ajibalaji89 on 2004-09-12 08:25:07

nice!
You have a lot of interesting items in your room... did you create those images that show up through the straw hat?
» dave on 2004-09-17 09:22:25

ahh...
i hate it when my mom 'cleans' my room... she hides all my stuff i never see half of it ever again... ;_;
» chocobopnai on 2004-09-18 10:16:20

i agree. very entertaining post indeed.
» 2%milk on 2004-09-25 02:21:51

i like your layout...
i also enjoyed the journey through the closet... very creative.. I'd do something like that.. but all i would find is boxes of books and possibly a fractionary rodent (half chewed mouse) deposited there by my kitten....
» Kahne_Earnhardt_Fan on 2004-10-05 01:18:23

OMG! I loved the adventure.
On a day like today we need such things. Thank you so much for including me. I needed the smile.
» Gypsy Girl (209.247.222.46) on 2004-10-11 03:25:34

whoa...
someone needs to resolve clutter issues...Goodwill, my friend, Goodwill. They would appreciate those treasures.
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