I got this from a friend of mine... do enjoy...

PARENT - Job DescriptionIf it had been presented this way, Idon't believe any of us would have done it!!!!POSITION:Mom, Mommy, Mama, MaDad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, PopJOB DESCRIPTION:Long-term team players needed for challenging permanent workin an often chaotic environment.Candidates must possess excellent communication andorganizational skills and be willing to work variable hours,which will include evenings and weekends and frequent24-hour shifts on call.Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitivecamping sites on rainy weekends and endless sportstournaments in faraway cities!Travel expenses not reimbursed.Extensive courier duties also required.RESPONSIBILITIES:The rest of your life.Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, untilsomeone needs $5.Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly.Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule andbe able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat incase, this time, the screams from the backyard are notsomeone just crying wolf.Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges,such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets,and stuck zippers.Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars, and coordinateproduction of multiple homework projects.Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings forclients of all ages and mental outlooks.Must be willing to be indispensable one minute and anembarrassment the next.Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a halfmillion cheap plastic toys and battery-operated devices.Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst.Must assume final, complete accountability for the qualityof the end product.Responsibilities also include floor maintenance andjanitorial work throughout the facility.POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION:If you are lucky, you may be promoted to the position ofGrandparent. Of course, you must still retain and fulfillall the responsibilities of Parent while assuming the newtitle and job responsibilities of Grandparent.PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE:None required, unfortunately. On-the-job training offered ona continually exhausting basis.WAGES AND COMPENSATION:Get this! You pay them!Offering frequent raises and bonuses.A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of theassumption that college will help them become financiallyindependent.When you die, you give them whatever is left.The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is thatyou actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.BENEFITS:While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuitionreimbursement, no paid holidays, and no stock options areoffered, this job supplies limitless opportunities forpersonal growth and free hugs and kisses for life if youplay your cards right.

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I like your blog. That is worth my recommend! UR right about Ichiro! Man! I just want to tackle him to the ground. LOL
» kKaMa67 on 2007-06-01 01:10:44

LOL! It's sooo true..
» Nuttz on 2007-06-01 10:45:38

Re-comment
I forgot to put this in.. I didn't know you were still in Pg.. I thought you're back in KL.. My bad.. but Ben is still in Penang..
» Nuttz on 2007-06-01 10:48:08

haha.
» renaye on 2007-06-03 08:59:11

Well put
next blog:Pros and cons of parenting , perhaps?? HAhaHHHhA
» Xboyz on 2007-06-10 06:23:41

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