Friday. 11.5.10 12:36 am
This is a conversation about a future girlfriend coming to visit my hometown.
Katie - I'll pretend I don't know you!
Me - OH YEAH
I could lie about you
Katie - Heheheh
Me - good plan
Katie - I'll ring up your stuff with a huge grin on my face.
Me - Is that how you'll pretend?
Katie - "Did you and your LADY find everything YOU WERE LOOKING FOR?"
Me - geeze
Katie - "WAS THE PLANETARIUM FULL OF SEXYTIMES?"
Me - And while we're walking away, I'll say, "That's Boyman. I dated her. Sorry."
Katie - If you tell her I'm called Boyman I'll tell her I nicknamed you Tiny and that it wasn't an act of irony.
Me - Also, you read too much dino comics because you just called it sexy times
Katie - =.=
Me - ALSO
Katie - Probably untrue (women can judge penis size just from looking at the guy), BUT EFFECTIVE.
But really, you don't tell your new ladies that I'm called Boyman. It makes you seem bitter about the past, even if you aren't.
Me - WHAT
Katie - And girls don't date bitter guys for long.
Hahaha most subtle change in tone of conversation EVER. Wow.
» The-Muffin-Man on 2010-11-05 01:50:58
» randomjunk on 2010-11-05 02:11:30
Well they don't.
» Unicornasaurus on 2010-11-05 09:12:38
LOL! Flick them. Cute.
Exactly. I think relationships can be perfectly normal without having to raise their hands and stuff. Geez.
» peanutmelon on 2010-11-08 05:49:44
I see no harm in flicking unless you're a really big football player.
Yeah I'm being stereotypical. But that's because I've only been flicked by a football player before and yes, it was brutal.
I had to stay home for weeks to recover from the flick.
Mate, flicking is dangerous.
I now respect you v_v
-gives props too-
» peanutmelon on 2010-11-08 08:23:32
» peanutmelon on 2010-11-08 09:07:00
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