"You know, those pants have a hole in the butt."

"Yeah, I know."

Story of my life.

Today in class we played Monopoly, and I had the worst luck imaginable. Seriously. My first 4 or 5 turns were the equivalent of going around the board twice, except

1) I somehow managed to only land on property that had just been freshly bought by the two people who were ahead of me, and

2) I managed to get into jail on two separate occasions, thus having to transverse the same hostile properties, pay to get out, and miss passing GO two times in a row.

After that, I managed to get a hold of two of the railroads and both Utilities, but only ONCE did I get money through my property. I got to pass go about twice. I think.

Plus, two people (the same who had bought everything ahead of me at the beginning of the game) managed to get most of the really expensive monopolies, so I didn't last very long at all.

Bah, luck based games. I didn't even get the chance to make good or bad decisions.



Yesterday was the first swim practice, and I've gotta say, I'm pretty happy with the way things turned out. It was freezing, and kind of hard, but I honestly think I did a lot better in comparison to, say, Ryan. Ryan is a beast at everything, so it's nice to challenge him. After that we bought some fantastic french fries from the pool store, drove around*, and watched Tenacious D.

*Oh my gosh. I drove 4 guys to the pool, and 3 of them were yelling the entire way. I was the captain of the ship, Kyle was first mate, and Ryan and John were just loud.

Kyle pretended the foam baseball bat was a harpoon gun. He kept pointing it at the whales driving past me and wailing at them.

...

hahaha. They're awesome.

You should be happy that Monopoly isn't real life. :P
» randomjunk on 2009-05-20 11:53:53

UGH
Monopoly takes forfreaking ever. I played it once and I probably won't ever for a very long time unless intoxicated! J/k.

Get those pants stitched up fool...
» The-Muffin-Man on 2009-05-21 02:17:52

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