My dear Jagjit,
I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there. I'm
writing
this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.
We are not living where we did when you left home. Your dad read in
the
newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved
20
miles.
I am not able to send the address, as the last Sardar who stayed here
took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would
not
have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able
to
take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain
same too.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated
right
above the toilet. But I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put
in
3 shirts, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.
The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The
first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.
The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a
little
too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut
them
off and put them in the pocket.
Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting
the
grass at the cemetery.
By the way, I took Bahuto to our club's poolside. The manager is
Badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in
his
club. We were confused as to which piece we should remove?
Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it
is a
girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.
Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull
him
out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and
he
burned for three days.
Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill
his
father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea
after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a
grave for his father.
There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.
Love,
Mom.
P.S :Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I
realized, I had already sealed off this letter.

LOL
I'm laughing my ass off...
» Xboyz on 2008-03-03 10:41:57

LOL LOL LOL
did u write that urself? or is it copied off from somewhere? either way, i must say its creatively funny. haha
» HellSinG on 2008-03-06 01:22:25

re;
» alexxasick on 2008-03-07 01:03:14

re:
thanks for the comment and sorry for the blank msg
» alexxasick on 2008-03-07 01:03:45

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