hey ya......
alright alright alright alright alright alright.. so whats up? me? well... nothing really.. im still sick but thats ok cuz i got the chicken noodley!! anyways.. my week was terrible, hopefully yours was better... on friday me and rizk got lost, then on saturday we couldnt go to the mall because *****'s friend fell and hit her head and went to the hospital, also **** didnt want to come all the way to my house to pick me up..*tears* but its ok. so all day saturday i just played guitar and watched tv.. wait...do nt forget about EATING!!!!!!!!!!!! so yea... then today will be boring unless **** calls me. or if any of my other friends calls me. i feel so lonely. but i cant wait for school on monday!!! oh yeah!!! cuz i get to see *****!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg, i cant breath.. lol j/k.. sooo..... what are you doing right now? well, im just sitting here writing you a comment, im not really bored cuz im playing the guitar at the same time so it may take me a while to finish this.. guess what!?!?!?! Rizk's sis is going to talk to her for me since she thinks im moving to slow... bleh.. i wonder what she is going to ask her?? or tell her?? btw, last night was soooooooooo funny. i couldnt go to sleep so i was watching tv... then i was watching mr. bean.. lol.. hahahahahaha. its so funny. but what was even funnier was that mr. bean acts just like rizk.. actually its the oher way around. but yea. soooooo funny. uh oh.... i cant think of anything else to say or write about... WAIT!!! nm, i can stay here for days.. ill tell you what i like in girls... or how the perfect girl would be... ok..(ill just list them) my height, long hair but not too long, pretty face, super sexy body(perfect everything), funny, not fat but not too skinny, sweet, nice, amazing, not get mad all the time, has to be a good person, has to have perfect size You Know, has to have a kool name but it doesnt matter really, has to be a good kisser, does not cuss(clean mouth) but only at the right times, smart, extremely good looking but it doesnt matter if she gots a really great personality, and finally she has to LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!! yup yup. thats everything i want in a girl.. and guess who is alot like that???.... *****!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh yeah!!! omg.. this is getting long. but i wont stop yet. ughh. my hands are getting tired.. AHH!!! *massages hands* i really really want to ask her out but everyone is telling me its too early.. what do you think? i was going to ask her to go see a movie and stuff and ill pay for everything.. but i dont see how that is too early.. im not going to kiss her yet so why is it early?!?!?!?! heh.. anyways.. once im done with this comment you need to comment on this entry and answer my billions of questions i have.. ok? of course, you dont have to, but it would be nice... *smiles* moving along.. on friday.. UGHH. the stupid cop thought i was speeding.. which i was.. but still its called speeding up to get to the traffic so i dont feel lonely.. ughh. my parents were soooo mad. the wont let me drive till next week and i have to wok for them to pay it off. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wanted to run away on friday but i didnt cuz i have no where to go.. lol. well well well..... today will be boring as usual.. i really want to go to the mall or just hang out with **** and *****!!!!! but they will probably be busy today. AHH!!!!!!!! my hand is starting to hurt... so im going to end pretty soon. btw, yes i am still your friend. its just that you seem to get mad at me alot or ignore me and stuff and friends arnt supposed to be like that so.. hopefully you wont be like that anymore.. did you know.. that across my street there is this super extremely hot and sexy girl but she is mean so i dont like her.. meh......... i might go to rizks house today.. that means im going to Samiras house!! i havent seen here since forever, shes rizks cousin. i hate it at my house.. ughh..; not only is it boring, it is filled with annoying people.. like my bro for example he goes.. "Leif, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah". omg, its so anoyying then my mom comes up.. "Leif, blah blah blah blah blah".. then my dad is no different. ughh. i cant wait till i move out. so i can get away from this place. i dont call it home.. cuz i hate it here.. man, im getting soooooo hungry.. im going to make me some mac and cheese(the best food in the world EVER!!!!!!!) that remids me, like a while back when i was talking to ***** she was making mac and cheese after i told her that im eating it, and while she was making it she was like.."whoa, i just blew up half of my kitchen.. it was tight!!" i was like "what???? are you serious??" and then she leaves.. hmmmmm. but shes a good cook tho. as so im told. ok hey, im going to go now i have to eat... im like starting to black out. so ill see you later...
» djjester on 2004-02-29 11:16:20

I hate most commercials. Recently I saw a commercial for a product that helps remove odors from things you spray it on (jackets, couches, etc). The beginning of the commercial shows a lady (the mom) walking into a room and saying "My husband smokes cigars, and my kids call his chair--" and she gets cut off by the shrieks of some little girls as they scream "--THE STINKY CHAIR!!" Those stupid little shits. "The stinky chair"- ? I hate those kids. Oh, you don't like Daddy's chair? Not good enough for you, you spoiled little brats? Don't like the smell? How about you shut the hell up? Does that sound good enough for you? You little shits. Go to your room, no dinner for you. You make me sick. You're all worthless. You're all mistakes. You little jerks. You've disgraced my name. That's how those stupid kids should be talked to. Those little jerks with their smart ass remarks. Who the hell do they think they are? Next, there's a commercial that has been bugging me for a long time. I think the product is Winter Fresh Gum. The commercial features some whore in a short cut dress seducing a guy that probably drives a really nice car. Then some shitty music kicks in, with the lyrics going something like "Nothing's colder than ICE... Ice Ice Ice.." Then there's some stupid hag that backs up the vocals with some moaning "oooh oohhh oooohhhh.." That bitch. I hope she dies. Oh, and I really hate Toyota commercials. One of the newer ones features some dipshit driving a purple Toyota with some shitty music going on in the back ground, like he's some kind of guy.. that drives cars. He's trying to find a parking spot, but he's such a suck-ass sissy that he gets chased away by a dog. Then a bunch of signs flash by the screen that say "No parking" or "Librarian parking only" and even "Bean counter parking only". Then the asshole finally finds a parking spot by some old lady that acts like she's shocked when she sees him pull up and the announcer says "Fitting in, schmitting in.. the new RAV-4 by Toyota. It's not for everyone, only you." What the hell is that supposed to mean? Not for everyone, only me? They don't know me. And even if it was only for me, I'm to assume that this whole shitty advertising campaign is targeted only for me? I'm the only person in the universe they made that car for.. my ass. What a crock of shit. And I won't even start with the music. Actually, I will. It's shitty and I hate it. "I am everyday people" WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? Then there's that evil bitch on those Crest commercials. She's so happy. Smiling, showing off her pearly white teeth. She's got a house and three kids. She's a tough working mom. She's the strong, independant, 90's type. She probably loves saving whales and eating TOFU. In the commercial, she says "My kids don't always listen to me, so I have to pick my battles." "Clean your room, and they say 'no'." "Go to bed, and they say 'why?'." "But when it comes to healthy teeth, I make them use Crest, because I'm really a Crest kid inside-" Okay.. Stop right there super-bitch. You're a what? Did I just hear you say 'Crest kid'? Don't tell me you just said that. Dammit to hell. WHY THE HELL Do THESE PEOPLE TRY So HARD to pisS ME OFF? They know what they're doing. They're trying to make me turn into a shit-eater so I can be one of them. Then I too will be a 'Crest kid', and I'll go to McDonalds and Taco Bell all the time, and I'll see shitty movies like "Ever After" and anything with Ellen Degeneris in it. I hate her. Oh yeah, I almost forgot about the other Toyota commercial I hate. It starts out with some assholes washing their car with a hose, and having a water fight. Then it shows a bunch of bull riders doing some stereotypical American stuff, and a shot of the grand canyon or some other shit. Then the announcer says "There's no doubt about it.." -shitty music kicks in- "..Americans love to succeed." Oh really? As opposed to the rest of the world? Americans love to succeed, and everyone else loves to lose. I want to find the dipshit that came up with that brilliant saying, and gouge his eyes out. Stupid shit. My all time most hated commercials have to be pringles. Not the newer ones with the jerks that beat the cans together, but those stupid little kids that dance around and jump on couches and laugh. Those little shits. Having fun, are you? Do you like Pringles? Do they make you want to dance and giggle? Are they silly and fun to eat? Do you want to die? I hate those kids more than Celine Dione herself. I can't stand those little jerks. Ever single one of them deserve to be launched from a cannon into a wall. Maybe that'll teach those little shits some manners. Jumping on the couch. Laughing. Singing. Eating those greasy chips. Makes me want to PUKE. There are a lot more commercials I hate, but I'm too damn tired to write about them, and I have homework to do, and I'm going to play Contra 3.
» le_battement on 2004-02-29 01:55:36

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