Haha...you know, it was funny reading the post about junk e-mail by etheracide and then I get to work and I have junk mail on my computer (my work computer). I found this one particularly amusing since it was from someone named Irena, and I correspond with someone named that for work related items...so I thought it was from her because the subject was "Still Waiting for your Reply." Hmm...I thought maybe I didn't respond to her or something, but then came the most amusing e-mail I've read (junk related) for a long time:

HI

I am single and I don't wish to be...my ideal companion is someone who is active but also likes to relax and wind down when we want to be alone...I can sit and cuddle up with someone and watch a movie or simplly read a good book or get into deep conversation with the right person...

I enjoy going out with friends and like romantic dinners and evenings out wiht that special someone...finding that special someone is always more difficult than it seems.

I have some questions for you if you want to get to know me closer:

1/ Are you interetsed in serious relations with Russian woman?
2/ Are you planning to visit Russia?
3/ Would you like to correspond or to talk on the phone?
4/ Why are you interested in Russian lady?
5/ Have you ever been to Russia?
6/ WHat is important for you in relations and am I right for you?

I will be waiting for your reply to [e-mail address here].

I'm not sure what else to write here...I could be boring you with all this dribble...so I will cut it here for now...Maybe you will find it all just too much and wished I had not replied to you...

I hope to hear from you... Irena

Hot damn! They responded to my letter...I'm so excited...I always wanted a Russian BRIDE since I'm a woman...hmm...my dream could finally come true? haha...

But yeah...that was the extent of my morning so far. I've really been craving cinnamon rolls, but I can't think of anywhere to fulfill that craving. For some reason, I think that Burger King might make cinnamon rolls for breakfast, but I am not certain...but I am thinking that I might be getting it confused with Chik-Fil-A since they seem to have the really good food (just thinking about their fruit cup is making me drool)...NOT SURE!! I ended up getting nothing this morning and I suppose maple brown sugar oatmeal will have to suffice this morning.

OH...I don't know if this is the right place to be asking advice about this, but I think you guys are smart and could possible enlighten me to some extent.

I think my mom is getting jealous of Brian's parents for being able to get to see the baby all the time after he's here. I had mentioned to my mom that they wanted to be a car seat for their own car and she says "not until I get mine first!" and then I was talking about Christmas next year and she's like "he's coming out here next Christmas." I feel bad that I don't live closer to my parents and I know why they feel they should be top on the list, but is there really anything I can do about it? Ugh...it's so stressful...

Well, firstly, Congratulations on your Russian bride! I hope Brian doesn't mind... hahaha
And also, I really appreciate your comment on my page. I guess, I haven't applied just yet because of fear. Fear of getting rejected and fear of getting accepted. I'm sure you know what I mean.
I'll keep you all in informed on what happens.

Again, thanks for your time and thoughts!
» elessar257 on 2006-11-06 11:02:53

I want a russian person. :) Especially since I am a dude. Give me all the details.
» ryan444123 on 2006-11-06 11:20:18

First of alll
It took sometime for someone to compose such a long proposal. Secondly, if she is russian, who translated the letter?
» kkama67 on 2006-11-06 11:28:39

hehehe
damn! i want a russian bride!
you should piss her off and say youre going to philly to see a couple friends for christmas instead ;)
i wish i had some good advice..my family still does it...with eachother! and i dont even have kids yet.

burger king makes cinnabons for breakfast!
» invisibleinkling on 2006-11-06 11:51:26

I read your posts too, if I see them....

Don't you have a... what's it called... Cinnabon place or anything around there? They specialize in cinnamon rolls.

Heh maybe your parents and his parents should battle to see who gets to see the baby more often. :P
» randomjunk on 2006-11-06 09:59:03

baby issues
It seems you live closer to his parents so since they can see the baby often it's only fair that on larger holidays when you would normally see your parents you make every effort you can to do so if and when it's possible. Even if it's just a surprise visit and not a holiday I'm sure your mom would love it even more. :) Yeah my advice is crap huh? Sorry I tried...
» Katrina on 2006-11-06 10:13:56

ha ha ha
Do you have a name yet? (for him)
» kkama67 on 2006-11-07 08:42:41

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