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quote for the day
"You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, 'Why not?'"
"A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it; it would be hell on earth. "
-- George Bernard Shaw
song of the moment
The Hand That Feeds
You're keeping in step
In the line
Got your chin held high and you feel just fine
Because you do
What you're told
But inside your heart it is black and it's hollow and it's cold

Just how deep do you believe?
Will you bite the hand that feeds?
Will you chew until it bleeds?
Can you get up off your knees?
Are you brave enough to see?
Do you want to change it?

What if this whole crusade's
A charade
And behind it all there's a price to be paid
For the blood
On which we dine
Justified in the name of the holy and the divine

Just how deep do you believe?
Will you bite the hand that feeds?
Will you chew until it bleeds?
Can you get up off your knees?
Are you brave enough to see?
Do you want to change it?

So naive
I keep holding on to what I want to believe
I can see
But I keep holding on and on and on and on

Will you bite the hand that feeds you?
Will you stay down on your knees?
Sunday. 10.30.05 12:36 am
I had an apartment... it was infested with koala bears.
It was the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches.
I would turn on the light and a bunch of koalas would scatter...
But I didn’t want them to. I was like:
“Hey... Hold on fellows... Lemme hold one of you... you cuddly fuckers...
Don’t go behind the toaster, you can’t fit back there...
Come on out and I will apprehend you... and feed you a leaf...
I like everything about you except for your nose... and claws.”
Koala bears are so fucking cute.
Why do they have to be so far away?
Why can’t they be indigenous to where I am at?
We need to ship a few over... in a cardboard box... with holes in it
Cause that’s how animals travel.
--hedberg, congress theater, chicago, 4/11/04
4 Comments.


Well thats cute. I hope things are going well for yuh. Talk to you later.
» Kollin6618 on 2005-11-02 02:10:23

Koalas are smelly and have sharp claws.
» KatnicityAnnToTheMax on 2005-11-07 10:08:46

Katness...you're smelly and have sharp claws
» Kollin6618 on 2005-11-10 12:33:07

He was one of the great ones.
» redintersectsme on 2005-11-23 12:37:05

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