This evening as I was finishing up my dinner, I saw a large bumble bee, about the diameter or perhaps a nickel or a quarter, flying about my kitchen. I was startled by it, but tried to coax it out of the door, because, while it was very dangerous, it was also quite beautiful. However, since it was a bumble bee and slow in mental facilities, it did not go out of the door at all and instead landed in my bookshelf.

I grabbed a fan from the desk a cup from the cupboard and pursued it over to the bookshelf where I found it sitting on my Concordia study bible. I could not surely get the bee on my fan and under the cup safely, so I decided to take the bible out and bring it outside. So, speaking softly to the bee, I walked outside with it and told it to go.

I shook the bible. It would not go.

I shook it again and it would not go.

So, I cried, �Now get off the bible!� and smacked the bible on the front step at which point the bumble bee flew off into the distance.

And that is the story of the bible and the bee.

The crisis had now been averted. I left the bible out for a bit because I remembered that I had to read it for a bible study anyway. I read Ruth and Esther.

maybe the beetle is interested to read the bible too.
» renaye on 2008-05-19 09:34:36

Heheh.
"Get off the Bible!"

:D
» middaymoon on 2008-05-19 10:14:47

Why Ruth and Esther?
» Dilated on 2008-05-20 02:47:20

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