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Tuesday. 6.20.06 8:38 pm

The next person

that walks up to me

and decides that they are going to mumble at me

and look me up and down suggestively

and consider that "talking" or "hitting on" me...

I'm going to tell off.

I'm flattered that you think "oh, she seems to have a nice body, so I'll attempt to see if she is interested in getting to know me."

But if you mumble, then I CAN'T TURN YOU DOWN! Well, I can, but mumbling a "No, fuck off you scary person, I'm not interested" isn't as fun as "No, No thanks, I'm not interested, or looking, at all, especially in your direction. Kgr8thxbye"

It doesn't help that I personally hate asking people to repeat themselves, because it feels rude.

But if I can't hear you, even when I'm listening with purpose, and not focusing on anything else, just a smidgen, you need to speak the fuck up.

And this looking me up and down suggestively business? Not cool. Fucking creepy. (Unless you're Dave, then it's awesome.) If, IF, IF I were to find you physically attractive, I would look you up and down. Suggestively. I'd be sure to let you see it. But since I don't, you obviously have to keep shuffling after me to even GET my attention, when I've probably ignored you several times already.

I'm fully aware that ive got bigunz and a "ghetto booty" (ugh >.<, such an awful term, but its better than "f/phattie"). I notice that since I've taken to working out daily, my legs have become more leggalicious, and perhaps I have become a bit thinner.

But to hit on someone wearing a damn t-shirt? A large baggy t-shirt?


At least wait until I'm walking oat and aboat in one of my favored V-cut shirts. Then you can see all the bits that you don't see under the t-shirt. Like the rolls.

In short, when I am interested in you, I will let you know. Until then, you can look, and not touch, and any look over 1 second will cost you 40 dollars.



Aesop wrote his fable by reading between the mumbles. You have uncanny powers to have elicited mumbles from other humans.
» Papagoya on 2006-06-21 12:14:58

Is leggalicious a word?
» Dilated on 2006-06-21 09:43:13



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