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i'm: kaylee thomass
i bang in: KANSAS CITY, MO
kiss me i'm: female
send me a gift on: 07/09/1990
i disco dance to: bright eyes, a delicate disaster, stark raving, stephen covell, taking back sunday, brand new, something corprate, we are lions, a true story, dashboard confessional, the faint, le tigre, franz ferdinand, the blood brothers,weezer, MxPx, less than jake, goldfinger, Fear Before The March Of Flames, my chemical romance, alkaline trio, dropkick murphys, flogging molly, the all- american rejects, coldplay,jeff wood, fall out boy, hawthorne heights, the used, the donnas,joe strummer and the mescaleros,incubus,the beastie boys, the backstreet boys (lmao)
i'm extremely talented at: swimming, the fiddle, the guitar, the penny whistle, disco dancing, throwing rice, turning into a refridgerator, being sorta random, spending my whole entire life on pure volume, IMing random people, getting in whipped cream fights

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Saturday. 6.25.05 5:01 pm

so yesterday i was walking around town and i realized i lost my mother! it was quite tragic. well i was all sad-faced looking around when this ninja popped up out of nowhere and was like "HI-YA! would u like to take karate lessons from jo jo bob's karate school?!" and i was just standind there with tears in my eyes wandering wth was going on and then a cowboy came up and he snapped is whip and said "hey. want to take some lasso-ing lessons from jo jo bob's magical school of lasso?" and i was like "dude....i can't find my mom." and they were like "OH WE'LL HELP YOU! OH look- a cave maybe she went in there." so we started walking in the cave and there was a sign that said "if you can't find you're mom go this way" so we went the opposite way and suddenly then ninja turned around and was like "did i ever tell you the story about the man with the green teeth? he eats little 14 year old girls named kaylee." so i was like "EEP!" and got all scared and stuff. but luckily the cowboy saw a sign that said "free moms" so i got to pick out a new mom! it was rather eventful. i'm away laughing on a fast camel, kaylee

5 Comments.

Uh... I'm it?
» desertsnowstorm on 2005-06-25 08:36:41

Okay. Tag. Now you're it, then. I call no tag-backs. :]
» desertsnowstorm on 2005-06-25 08:52:36

its simple stop having babies
hahaha cool layout i love the picture of that knife haha real classy
» Teen_Spirit on 2005-06-26 12:33:47

Very Nice
Not bad. You've got a good sense of humor. Was this perhaps influensed by a dream?
» dishysucubus on 2005-06-26 01:27:54

cool
um, eventful day, um thanks for the hugs cuz of my dead kitten!
» Dallasgurl214 on 2005-06-27 12:07:37

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