i wanna do exactly what you did to me. lead you on, make you [ fall ] for me, & then just let you go. --» e ff o r t l e ss ly ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ oh dont worry... im doing great! and i don't care that you never talk to me. i love how you act like nothing happened, its all good

My Romance



The First Date

One day, Abby is with her friends hanging out in a party, when her friend Liz points out that Abby's secret love, Bartholemew, is looking her way.



Bartholemew approaches Abby and suggests they go out for spaghetti. At the restaurant, they are totally surprised to discover that they both love surfing.



When the time finally comes to say goodnight, Bartholemew compliments Abby's Penis and then they nervously hug.



A real romance has begun.









The Relationship

When they aren't playing each other, Abby and Bartholemew are calling each other "my little ice cream sandwich" and snuggling.



They spend Valentine's Day in The Colosseum. Bartholemew gives Abby an iPod with their song, "I think im in love", already burned into it. Needless to say, Abby is thrilled.



When they get back, they decide to get a pet beagle. They name it "Gizmo."



Things are starting to get serious...









Life Together

Everything is going so well that Abby and Bartholemew decide to shack up and settle down in Venice.



They explore the area with their new concept car until they find the perfect modern mansion.



After they have been settled a while, Abby and Bartholemew bring home their first child Ashton . In the end, they have 2 kids.



Life together is great, but everything isn't always a bed of roses...









The Drama

Like other couples, Abby and Bartholemew can get on each other's nerves. For instance, Abby can't stand Bartholemew's habit of stealing covers, and Bartholemew complains every time Abby leaves her cell phone on the floor.



After a big fight, they're on their best behavior. Things get better when they exchange musical gifts.



Fortunately, the love between Abby and Bartholemew is hillarius and no obstacle is too great for them to overcome.



The best is yet to come...







The Golden Years

After many years together, Abby and Bartholemew start a(n) cafe business together. The business is so successful that they retire early and move to Nice, France.



Only time will tell what else destiny has in store for them...