mood: some kind of wonderful...
listening to: "Both Sides Now" by Joni Mitchell
watching: "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart"

"Take saline solution and get so polluted that komoto dragons will not bite you." - the all-mighty Jon Stewart.



Jon Stewart is God. Okay, so not really, but he's so funny that he might as well be. He is so great; I laugh at EVERYTHING he says. He could look at a flower and say something like "it smells" and just the way he would say it, I would probably laugh for ten minutes straight. And that's not because I'm special...it's because he is sooooo funny.

"If the glove don't fit then you must acquit."

Johnny Cochran...what would we do without him? First of all, OJ would be in jail, and second of all, I would have nothing to tell people about wearing condoms and sex. Simple as that. Thank you, Johnny Cochran.

Okay, so that song really doesn't seem to fit my mood at the moment, but it's such a beautiful song and it comes from "Love Actually" which I am obsessed with... that I have to listen to it. It's just... love, actually. And yes, you may actually hit me the next time you see me because of that lame joke.

Jon Peter Lewis was kicked off 'American Idol' tonight. He and I dance EXACTLY the same. Why the hell was he kicked off?! If I were to meet him, I would dance for him. We would be dancing queens; it would be a match made in heaven. Someone told me I should then go try out for Simon. First of all, if he actually let me dance, he would tell me that a dead snake could dance better than me and I would laugh and say "Actually, you are wrong. A dead fly could dance better than me." Or, if he didn't let me try out, he would hand me one hundred dollars and say "Get the hell out of here" with that weird British/New Yorkish accent that Hugh Grant (sigh at this moment, please) does in "Mickey Blue Eyes" and I would say "You loser, learn to speak like a New Yorker correctly." "You are from New York?" he would ask me. "No, asswipe, I am from Jersey. Same difference. Now give me my money." and then I would storm out. Ooohh...a girl can dream.

I'm out.

wicked...what it is.

LOSER!!... that is all
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