I HATE looking for a job, cause it seems like this endless monotonous thing that wont end..... and you do the same thing no matter where you apply..... Steps to applying at a job:

1. Freshen up- You know go change into something you know that your never going to wear while working there to impress a potential future boss. Dont forget Makeup and hair that has to be perfect as if you were going to find the love of your life or something right!?!

2. Obtain application- two words.... Gas Money

3. Fill application out- So i saw this thing one time about how you'll never fill out more paperwork at one time than you will when you buy a house.... I beg to differ.... filling out 100 2-3 pag applications all at once tops the cake....

4. Come back between 2-4 for a first impression interview- This means freshening up again....then talking with a manager making up whatever you can to make yourself seem like you hire will help the company..... as opposed to them just paying you....

5. Thank you Come again- otherwise known as the part where they tell you that they'll be in touch..... but you know what this really means right..... what they're realy saying is.... "we want to see how motivated you are to get this job so we are going to make you call us back a couple of times before we give you a second interview....

6. wash. rinse. repeat.- Do it all over again...... until someone finally hires you...

I HATE looking for jobs...did I already tell you that?!? It's so.........discouraging!!

hey, long time! Trip is going pretty good -- I'm in dallas right now training.

I can totally understand your sentiments on the job search. I wanted to kill myself when I had to... interviewing and stuff was such a timely commitment/hassle.
» dave on 2006-07-18 09:48:49

Your entries are so hard to read for me x.x I'm going to follow your instructions, maybe then I can land my first job. I've tried.. but I've been missing a couple steps.
» Dilated on 2006-07-19 12:31:47

Pop-pop-purple is because I have purple weave.
» ikimashokie on 2006-07-19 10:57:36

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