so i basically have been taking care of the house and the old lady which is the mom of mary but anyways because they were out of town and they have the giant goldfish in this little pond in the back and so i go to feed them today and i see a black and orange fish floating dead at the top i don't get to near because knowing me i would flip out which i later did but we aren't to that part so i had dance today so i forgot about them until like 8 tonight when i called richard to ask what to do he told be where the net was and one of the moms also the one that stayed at the house this weekend just in case was taking me home after dance and so we go back there me her and alex her daughter obviously and she has the net and we have the bags and she goes for the black fish first and she gets it out omg all of a sudden she screams and jumps thank god not dropping it and says shit its a dead chipmunk....ya i know you are thinking what the hell at this point but whatever so alex and me being the great helpers we are jump and scream at the top of lungs and run inside leaving leanna to do i felt bad but i couldn't do it thank god the orange fish was a fish my god i would have flipped even more than i did ya so they are now in the garbage cans outside i know bad grave but there is no way in hell i was digging a hole for them ya so can you tell that was like the most interesting thing that happened to me it got its own entry too bad we didn't tape it someone could make big bucks off of it for sure

Hahahahahaha. That was like the funniest thing I've read all day.. and I'm just sitting here imagining you screaming and running away.. I love it. Kinda like the time when that moth flew out of your closet and it made me scream too.. yeah. I liked it. But it's too bad that ya'll can't tell the dinference between a chipmunk and a goldfish. hahaha. that makes me laugh even more. haha. i love you and your lack of dead animal/bug skill.
» BeeJay on 2005-09-06 10:32:10

I think you've just won the award for the longest run on sentence in history. For that you get a star. * Like it?
» DeeVeuS on 2005-09-07 01:40:18

thanks,
i think i have another verse for it down, and that chorus is amazing, you say? thanks, i geuss i will have to repeat it then, lol.
» zero_jak on 2005-09-07 06:47:52

i will,
hopefully my band will record it and i can put it on my website for you guys to hear/see it.
» zero_jak on 2005-09-07 10:29:36

goud god,
i just realized that you used the quote. sweet, that is fucking pride right there.
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