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Dani and kelly are number 1!!!!!!!!!!

see dani u are on my site

1 lord of the ring return of the king

2 resident evil appacolypse

3 X-men 3

4 Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban

5 batman 5

6 alien vs predetor

7 star wars episode 3

drunkenmaster
Age. 36
Gender. Male
Ethnicity. white
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who makes more a prostitue or a crack dealer?
A prostatute because she can wash her crack and sell it again.

So this guy dies with an erection. his wife takes him to the mortician and the mortician cant fit him in the casket.... so the wife tells him to cut his dick off and shove it up his ass. at the funeral his wife looks down at him and sees a tear in his eye. she bends over and says
i told u it hurt u bastard.

how do u break a blondes nose?
put a dildo under a glass table.

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Kelly is #1

(hahahahaha i told u i would put it on my site)

10. You've got a hole in your head.
9. Your master strangles you all the time.
8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
7. You shrink in cold water.
6. You never get a haircut.
5. You always hang around with 2 nuts.
4. Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
3. Your best friend is a pussy.
2. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.

And the number one reason why it sucks to be a dick:

1. Everytime you get excited, you throw up.

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