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Ok so Dani Is number 1 to!!!!
Dani and kelly are number 1!!!!!!!!!!

see dani u are on my site
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drunkenmaster
Age. 36
Gender. Male
Ethnicity. white
Location , WA
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funny but wrong jokes
who makes more a prostitue or a crack dealer?
A prostatute because she can wash her crack and sell it again.

So this guy dies with an erection. his wife takes him to the mortician and the mortician cant fit him in the casket.... so the wife tells him to cut his dick off and shove it up his ass. at the funeral his wife looks down at him and sees a tear in his eye. she bends over and says
i told u it hurt u bastard.

how do u break a blondes nose?
put a dildo under a glass table.

For more funny jokes go to www.funny.com


KELLY
Kelly is #1

(hahahahaha i told u i would put it on my site)
Top Ten Reasons Why It Sucks To Be A Dick.
10. You've got a hole in your head.
9. Your master strangles you all the time.
8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
7. You shrink in cold water.
6. You never get a haircut.
5. You always hang around with 2 nuts.
4. Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
3. Your best friend is a pussy.
2. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.

And the number one reason why it sucks to be a dick:

1. Everytime you get excited, you throw up.

Final Fantasy 10-2 pic (mybackgroundpic)
what i did today
Wednesday. 11.26.03 9:54 pm
So today i did just about nothing. I went to school at 6:30 thats right 6:30.

got to school and i had to type my damn english paper. Fortunately i got to skip first period to "finish" my paper,

but all i did was search the net.

we had our stupid holiday assembley so we had shortened periods. when we go to assemblies we have to walk our asses in the cold and they had to stop traffic and i almost got hit by a car.

because the popo(that is my name for police) waved for us to cross the street and this car came flying by while i stepped out on the street.



My whole life flashed before my eyes lol not really but hey it was still close.


So i get back to school and i leave and go to taco bell (one of the best fast food places on the earth) with my freinds mark and bert

then i went home and played some video games got some nourishment(food) and created my nutang account.


That about raps it up

peace.
6 Comments.

Heyy
i like your page. Welcome to NuTang:)
djjester on 2003-11-26 10:11:58

hi!
nice page! lyke djjester said welcome!
Mae_Mae on 2003-11-26 10:43:59

hola
jus like the others up there ^^.. i say welcome =o]
dis1girl on 2003-11-26 11:00:47


well hello to u too >_< drunkenmaster... hm... sounds really familiar... my friend has an obsession wit drunken boxing thingy... newho welcome to nutang
ChickensInATree on 2003-11-26 11:56:05

Welcome!
That drunken boxing thingy is like some kung fu thing? I recall watching a old chinese movie years and years ago about a guy who gets drunk and beats the hell outta everyone.
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