Hello World.

Despite what the title may suggest, I am neither a soccer mom, a soccer player, a soccer player with a soccer mom, or a soccer mom who just happens to play soccer. However I did recently find myself at one of these odd soccer player get togethers, where 8 year old boys in little shorts kick a ball around to each other and pretend they know whats happening. Why I was here, I cannot say. But I was, and whilst i was i saw many things coming mostly from the female portion of the audience, that seriously irked me. No, they more than irked me, they discommoded me. They were so discommoding in fact that I could'nt think about anything but the discommotion in my brain for about...well i suppose im writing about so up until now.

Oh yes, I suppose now youre wondering "What Discommotion could Discommode the man to the point where he couldn't think about anything but the discomotion up unitil.." ect. ect. Well I'll tell you:

-These, "soccer moms" as they are called do many discommoding things. Such as:

1.) Put on their makup in the car just before getting out. But the odd thing is, they cant do it unless they have their mouths open the entire time. This seemed strange to me, although when i tried putting makeup on after seeing this phenomonon, I found myself unconciously oppening my mouth as well. Strange.

2.) I also noticed that whenever these people come to 'Soccer Games' as their called, they come equipped with a big bottle of water and a lawn chair. Normal, i mean they are going to be there for a while. But the irk- no discommoding thing is that when the specimen takes a drink out of the water bottle, they cannot do so without thrusting their hips foreward and holding their lower backs with their opposite hand. I'm telling you go to a soccer game and watch!

3.)THEY ALL DRIVE MINIVANS! All of them. I can understand if you have 4 kids who play sports and stuff yeah, buy a minivan, but damn. Gimme a f***in' break! I hate it when i see people drive up in a 16 seat purple eggplant mobile and have one kid take 25 minutes to get out from the way back.

I can think of many more things but the truth id folks, I'm bored.

-See you next time!

Not bad..
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» le_battement on 2005-06-06 07:07:16

soo true
dude i hav seen these "soccer moms" and their minivans but the sad thing is i used to hav a 16 seat purple eggplant mobile
» bentley (68.239.166.181) on 2005-06-15 09:07:49

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u tried putting on makeup and wore a crown (at the party) pat get to the weights or something look at girls even act like a guy lol just kidding
» bec (67.83.118.158) on 2005-06-26 06:35:34

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comma after even, if u read it wrong it seems like i said even act like a guy oops!
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