i was driving down the road today, and this random cow came up to my window and asked me if she could borrow some mustard. i thought this was kind of odd, but i did not want to be rude so i gave the cow the mustard that happened to be sitting in the passanger seat of my car.

the cow proceeds to put this mustard on a large ham sandwhich. . . i thought that to be kind of odd. . . arent pigs and cows. . . friends?

You did not tell me about this cow!
—evilbenius on 2003-10-07 10:16:16

How strange.....
Maybe that cow had beef with a certain pig and decided to eat it. Cows like mustard? I always thought they liked ketchup ^_^
—eXiled on 2003-10-08 08:02:22

no no..
cows LOVE mustard. there is a certain enzyme in the mustard seed that the cows go CRAZY for. ever hear of mad cow disease? well, that's what happens when the cows overdose on mustard. if they play it safe, though, they can get a pretty nice high.
—le_battement on 2003-10-09 02:38:24

did the cow say...
'Excuse me ma'am, but do you have some gray poupon?' (spelling?)
—dave on 2003-10-09 02:58:55

hehe yeah. i thought someone might pick up on that.
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