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26 27 28 29 30 31 My Latest Entries  Subscribe to this to blog if you would like to be emailed whenever it is updated. My Friends | Speeding Ticket Monday. 7.28.08 1:32 pm A 65-year old man had just purchased a new Mustang convertible and was trying it out on a deserted highway. He accelerated to 75 mph, then brought it up to 80, then 90. He looked in his rear view mirror and saw the unmistakable lights of a highway patrol car. "Damn" he thought, and pushed his speed up to 110, then 120, before he thought, "What am I thinking, I'm really too old for this!" So he pulled over to the side and waited. The officer, after going through the usual routine and asking if he knew his speed, asking for his license, etc. said, "Sir, if you can give me a speeding excuse I've never heard before, I'll forego the ticket and let you off with a warning." The man paused for a moment, and said, "20 years ago, my wife ran off with a highway patrol officer. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, sir." the officer replied. 0 Comments.
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