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Take My Music Compatibility Test word up! Subscribe to this to blog if you would like to be emailed whenever it is updated. Entertaining reads! full of BS. come on over the mountain dave Age. 41 Gender. Male Ethnicity. Chinese Location Valley Village, CA School. Cornell Univ » More info. The Story of My Life
Like a Rabbit Loves Its Hutch The Creative Mind of Online Scammers (Part 3 of 2) The Creative Mind of Online Scammers (Part 2 of 2) The Creative Mind of Online Scammers (Part 1 of 2) Impossible is Nothing Twas once was lost, was once of cost Traveling down the River of Life The Challenge - Facts 51 to 100 of 100 The Challenge - Facts 1 to 50 of 100 Grand Openings She calls me from the cold I am a free, retired vagabond Two more down, I'm behind pace The Child Inside 2009 over, 2010 onward The Zoo of Hangzhou is... You know your cholesterol's high... The slaying of an eggplant A new chapter in my life: homelessness? How can she slap? 800B Payout What Can Happen May Happen Top 5 Bad Ass Guitar Solos of Youtube My New (Online) Addiction Intragnizence Irrefutable Proof that Dinosaurs Once Ruled the World The Most Delicious Destination in the World Let's Celebrate Celebrity Apprentice Of Ninjas, Scientific Research, and Mammalian Vegetation My 2nd Facebook App -- Perfect Match Eh Ah Uh Oh Eh Ah Uh Oh Eh Ah Uh Oh '08 - The Year to Get Rich or Die Tryin' My 5 Most Anticipated Movies of '08 A Handy Helping Hand Back in Time for the Holidays Welcome to Egg City Have you tried the Ultimate CN Soup? The Impossible Defense Escape of the Thundercat Conspiracy, Death, & Interstellar Cohabitation From CA to PA Another Soul for Sale, Oh Well My First Vid MyNuMu Community | the Russian giant 183th day of 2006 I woke up to the sound of pouring rain. Then it happened! A bolt of lightning tore through the skies--through my roof--and punched me in the face. It was the most painful punch in the face I have ever felt. It was more painful than the time I was boxing a Russian giant... time for a flashback. The date was the 164th day of 1486, before many of you were born. In fact, it even precedes my current birthdate. However, as you must already know, a true warrior like myself is reincarnated numerous times. So, on that fateful day, I stood tall, 4' 8" (back then, the average male height was 3' 11"). My name was Homres Raskalnivotor. I was quite handsome and often stared at myself in the mirror. I had just killed a snow monster and was carrying him home to feed my village of 164. Then it happened! A Russian giant jumped out from behind a boulder the size of the sun. I was caught by surprise and dropped the snow monster. At the instant, the Russian giant sucker punched me in the face. He then whispered into my ear, as I lay on the ground bleeding to death, "Çäðàâñòâóéòå. Ìíå íóæíî ïîãîâîðèòü ñ Åëåíîé. Çäðàâñòâóéòå. Åëåíó, ïîæàëóéñòà ãîâîðþ äîìà." Translated into English, those words were "Killed. You will be reborn. Alive. Lightning punch, seek prophecy of äîìà." I will never forget those words, as difficult as that may be, considering they seemed like complete gibberish. ... flashback ends. In a state of agonizing pain, it all became clear to me. The time has come for me to fullfill the prophecy of äîìà. As I'm sure you learned in school, äîìà was an ancient Russian god. He walked and lived amongst men, but no one mistook him for one, for he had green eyes and legs as long as the Euphrates River. He may have been known for acts of kindness, often producing golden roubles from the shedded hairs of wild blizzard wolves, but he is best known his prophecy. The prophecy of äîìà reads: Fly high, into the mighty sky, and smile down, into the eyes of a clown, and land slow, like a child who cannot grow, into the district of angels, where girls wear pearls of solid gold. And ergo, in two days, I will be living in Los Angeles, a magical and friendly land where there is so much gold that even the clams produce gold and give it for free to the smiling girls and boys who say "Thank you Mr. Clam." Then, the magical, talking, gold-producing clam responds, "Anytime, sirs and madames." Categories: adventure [t], prophecy of äîìà [t], los angeles [t] All content copyright by dave. Please do not reproduce, recycle, or regurgitate without the express written consent of the CTU. Rate this entry! 11 Comments. That portrait has some very disturbing Homer Simpson similarities. Yes, I did get some things at the stores I visited. But to find out what, you have to come read my revised entry! Da-da-duun! And I just wanted to say what a fantastic job you've done with NuTang. Absolutely wonderful, amazing, awesome, and brilliant! [which I recently found out has only two syllables. o_O] » invisible on 2006-07-02 10:48:03 cool portrait if you think homer looks scary in real life, than check out the Peanuts gang's skellingtons. lol » middaymoon on 2006-07-03 10:03:05 comment I tried to comment morpheus' blog » Ajibalaji89 on 2006-07-03 01:29:12 whoa! just noticed that this is your first "Dave" entry in a while. "Dave" meaning an entertaining story that could never happen, with neat images and without updates » middaymoon on 2006-07-04 12:42:32 Concerning your chatterbox question... No, I just manually put in the code from flooble. But now I have redone the module with the numod. Quite fantastic! Thank you yet again, dave! » invisible on 2006-07-04 11:51:17 reply could u tell me more about the design contest that u commented about on my weblog? » brittybratty8907 on 2006-07-05 01:51:17 hehe! Daves HOTT !! lmao he's a cool bean! » Sherirella on 2006-07-06 03:05:49 Wah! carzy picture!!! i have to agree with middaymoon.... and you should Vote for me on NWF! » monkeymeister on 2006-07-06 06:01:10 Reply I havent really decided really on what type of phone im gonna get first i have to get the straight a's » lonestar on 2006-07-07 09:51:16 invites i need to convert people, throw me some invites. dont look at my page btw, its totally empty right now. i got fed up with the other sites and decided to come back to nutang, so i wiped my page and imma start from scratch again. » BlackFox on 2006-07-08 05:57:27 invites, too i got sick of xanga again so i'm coming back. at the moment though there's only one invite that i really need, i might decide to invite more people later but one would be incredible now. » SEVVDOG on 2006-07-12 05:08:54
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