without a doubt: He-Man and the masters of the universe. no other show so blatantly homosexual could have made an era of straight men. whats not to love about the show? its a cartoon, it had a few hot chicks, and every problem was settled by throwing a big ass rock. they were trying to shape a civilization with that idea; its failure is the biggest failure in history.

ive heard people complain about stuff like missing details: where did he get the sword, how did he know what to say, etc? who gives a fuck? he wears a loin cloth and rides a huge green tiger and punhes holes through walls. what else do you need? plus they have a bad ass bad guy. Skeletor fuckin pwns your soul. and not the fairy one from the new series. im talkin 80's style high pitched shitty plan makin skeletor. dude travels back in time to destroy greyskull. i think if you had a time machine youd stop the creation of grey skull or just rule the world from an early point. there in is the beauty of the show, it would make sense but they want to show heman put boot to ass.

another fine point of the show and previous philosophies of our civilization. everyone can not all get along. fuck barney. some people need to get punched in the face by a half naked blonde man. who of course looks nothing like the mostly clothed blonde man Prince adam. he doesnt even wear a mask or change his hair and yet eternia does not know he mans true identity. i love it. movies and shows today try to put so much into the logic of the identities and the plot without reverting to this prime example shown by he man: who needs semantics when it kicks ass? he man always has an easier way to solve the problems but he usually opts to throw a big fucking rock any how. and i wouldnt have it any other way.

i am upset they dont have more (any) of he man banging all the broads he saved. hes gotta be a masters of the load shootists too, he needes to be doin somethin about it.you can see the look on the girls' faces too, right after he man wrestles a 40 foot dragon with his bear hands, they have that look like "he mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn... mmmmmmmmmmmmm" thats how all the ladies look at me too, but sorry your best already got me.

i think the thing best aspect of the show (second to the rock throwing) is the cheesy one liners. like when man at arms throws the rope at beastman and it wraps him up and he man says "looks like he's all tied up at the moment" or when he kicks skeletor into the water and says "why dont you cool off?" god i love that. plus his unbelievably fake man voice makes the jokes all the funnier. and also how hard he laughs when someone else makes a shitty pun in his stead. i dont think anyone laughs as hard watching masters of the universe as i do and its solely because of the cheesy jokes. and the rock throwing, and the scanldy clad characters, and the ridiculously cheesy plots, and...

hey you, i miss you tons and tons.... and i keep trying to call you.... but i miss you a lot and want to talk with you... i love you.
» (151.161.173.84) on 2006-04-17 07:30:29

I LOVE YOU!!!
» tea (151.161.173.84) on 2006-04-29 11:38:08

(throws food in mouth and tries to talk) maybe if you weren't such a fatass who played starwars games all the time you would actually update your blog.
» (141.158.157.248) on 2006-06-27 03:26:56

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