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holy shit, the sun is still up and im home from work. it wont be up for long but this is still rare. so philosophy for the day. we're driving the truck around and we see this chick diggin her nose. she looks over and its obvious we saw her, and it looks like she starts flippin out. her face turns spanked-ass red, shes covering her face, and she looks all out embarressed as hell. and we're thinkin who cares? everyone picks their nose, we have to. your nose and mucas are an air filter for your lungs and we have to clean it our regularly. no one laughs at you for changing the air filter in your car or vacuum. so why do people get all embarrassed about it?

its like people being self-consience about bowel movements. come on, we all poop. ive started many stories with "so i was poopin, and..." we all do it. now i may not want to hear about it when im eatin, and i dont want to hear details. but i think its funny when someone has to gossy up the terminology for poopin when someones asks what they were doin. "i was answering natures call!!1!" fuck that. "hey where were you?"... "takin a shit" end of story. i dont think 'softer language' takes any emphasis away from the action at hand. girls like to say 'i was exploring' when they sleep with a guy who is not her boyfriend. dont soften it up bitch, you were cheatin.

people seem to think if they word the action differently than it can seem like they didnt do it. but im an asshole (and i know this) so when i hear someone do that, i say the action as blunt as possible. i think its fun. "hey jeff where were you" ... "oh, um, i was preparing to take a shower" ... "YOU WERE JERKIN OFF! sweet" you're not foolin anyone. and i dont think im being an asshole. everyone is thinking it but they're just not saying it. plus if you get put on the spot like that, then the next time the situation comes up youd be more comfortable to say what you were doing.

masturbation is another big activity that people like to act like they dont do. bullshit. everyone takes care of business. some more than others. i definately do my fair share and i have no problem admitting to it. actually all the time, we'll be at work and eveyrones like 'i can wait to get home and relax' or i 'i cant wait to go home and get out of these boots' and im always like 'man i want to go home and rub off a mean one ... i may think about you' and point to whoever is the most weirded out by the comment. i know goddamn well all the guys i work with are between the ages of 20-25 and if theres one thing the guys in our generation do, its jerk off. any young guy you look at id say theres at least a 96% change we oiled up that day. at least 96%. and it seems the females are just as bad if not worse. i've talked to a couple handfulls of girls that say they often do it multiple times a day, even when they have frequent sex. now i think thats hot to hear but i dont understand why people get so freaked out about such conversations.

again, theres a time and a place for all talking. bills funeral is not the place to talk about shooting a load. but ive seen people talk about animals getting ran over, people being raped, kids being slaughtered, and a bunch of other horrible shit in the news. then as soon as you say 'i saw this porn last nite...' they get all worked up. what the fuck? how can we talk about death for 2 hours but as soon as i mention something that all of us do to a body part(s) that we all have, you get all worked up. jerkin off, throwing up, pickin boogies, scratching; we all do it. but alot of people squirm at the idea of talking about it. i heard a guy say he told his doctor he didnt masturbate because he was too embarrassed. ???. hed be the first guy id tell so he can better figure out whats wrong with me.

everyone is far from perfect. i hate how people make up stories and hide the truth so it looks like they dont do anything wrong. i have no shame so i will tell anyone anything i did all day. they can decide whats wrong or right. and then they can fuck themselves because i dont care who judges my actions. obviously if i did something on my own free will then i didnt see anything wrong with it. so why cover it up? thats where self-doubt and true misery come and ive had enough of that. fuck that. so ill tell you, yeah im gonna stop typing now and rub one off.