I could not tell you how many times I said that phrase last night.

There are two important rules of drinking alcohol. The first is "Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Beer before liquor, you've never been sicker." The second is do not drink alcohol when all you've had to eat that whole day is a few bites of a bagle, a piece of tofu, and an apple.

Yesterday I was going to go home, sleep until 3, get ready, go to Amy's house around 6, eat a whole lot of tofu, go to the game, go to the Mountain Goats show, and go to Natalie's party, where I would not get outrageously drunk, but only slightly drunk.

I slept until 4, cutting down my getting ready/erand running time by an hour. Then, when I finally got to Amy's house at about 6:45, I was informed that we had to pick up Steven and Lindsey for the game. This cut down my tofu eating time considerably.

Anyways, we can skip all the stuff that went on between that and Natalie's, because it wasn't that great. (Except Kaki King was AMAZING. Amy and I started feeling sick so we left just a few songs into the Mountain Goats, but they were good too.) We finally got to Natalie's around one-ish, and the drinking began.


I was wasted.
It was embarrassing.
I never want to be that wasted again. Ever. Ever ever ever.


Fortunately for me, this world is full of extremely kind people, like my new friend Matt. He took care of me and helped me out and sat with me outside even though I was acting ridiculous.










So, lesson learned. Being super drunk isn't fun for me in the least. It makes me extremely anxious and sick. So next time I'll definitely pass.

Or eat before hand...

Yeah maybe you should wait 'til you're legal to get completely drunk again. :P
» randomjunk on 2008-11-01 07:46:20

Also.. another is "beer before liquor, won't stick'her."

Overly drunk people are a pain to deal with in most cases. Especially when it comes to the vomit.
» yourcupoftea on 2008-11-02 07:26:15

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