I'm not sure if Roman knows that Nathan and I do stuff or not (I'm guessing he does. I doubt Nathan kept it to himself and Donny, becacuse I told more people than just Amy...) but either way this is freaking hillarious:


Hannah
Hey.

Roman
hey brown eyes

Hannah
How are you?

Roman
excited! supposed to get my visa for russian on friday

and yourself?

Hannah
Sweet! I'm pretty good. Except I'm going to the doctor in a bit to see if I have skin cancer. =/

When are you going to Russia?

Roman
monday hopefully by train.

but nevermind that

skin cancer totally trumps russia

do you have a crazy lookin mole somewhere?

Hannah
Train? I'm way jealous.

I have these weird spots on my thighs.

In about the same spot on both legs...

and about the same shape.

It's creepy.

Roman
ooo

Hannah
yepp. But oh well. I'm not that worried for some reason.

Roman
maybe you have a superpower..

Hannah
Yeah!!!

Roman
see!

look on the bright side

it will be melodramatic and beautiful

you'll be told of your super powers but will have only a limited time to sread your good and fight crime or whatever the hell you'll do, untill you die of skin cancer

just so you know, i call dibs right now on making the movie of your life story.

you'll make me a millionare

Hannah
Yeah, because if they get rid of the skin cancer I'll lose my powers.

oh, of course.

I'll write it in my will.

Roman
well of course!

Hannah
Roman Levitas get's all rights to my life story.

Roman
and you'll have this inner struggle of what to do, save yourself, or the nation

because the earthquake that just happened in cali is going to get bigger!

and only you have the power to stop the tectonic plates from anhiliating all the californians

Hannah
Yeah! Because the tectonic plates in California are controlled by the worst villian of the century.

Roman
which is...

Hannah
Skin Cancer!

Roman
nathan

okay sure

haha i was thinking blackie would be a good scapegoat (Please don't take offence to that statement, everybody calls Nathan blackie, even to his face. It's only a joke.)

Hannah
Hahaha.

I think he's perfect.

I was actually thinking him as the villian but didn't want to sound racist.

Roman
so your struggle gets personal

not only are you fighting it within yourself, but also in california. your all time nemesis

and it will be like the wizard of oz

you go to the tower of skin cancer

Hannah
Who I used to be very very good friends with.

Roman
and reveal that it's just nathan sitting inside listening to lil wayne

yeah, and you have an illegitimate child of his

Hannah
Yeah, a little half-blackie.

Roman
with half skin cancer

Hannah
Yeah, only half the powers that I have, and then half the evilness that Nathan has.

Roman
sounds right

Now what kind of superpowers would skin cancer give one...?
» randomjunk on 2008-07-30 11:15:47

lol, I never met someone that looked like me.. other than my sister.

» Bizzle_whore on 2008-07-31 01:05:30

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