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Coen Brothers' movies I need to see:
Blood Simple
Raising Arizona
Miller's Crossing
Barton Fink
The Hudsucker Proxy
Fargo
The Big Lebowski
O Brother, Where Art Thou?

The Man Who Wasn't There
Intolerable Cruelty
The Ladykillers
No Country for Old Men
Burn After Reading

A Serious Man
Chuck Palahniuk Books I want to read and own:
Bold = own.

Fight Club
Invisible Monsters
Survivor

Choke
Lullaby
Diary
Haunted
Rant
Snuff
Pygmy
My momma is so hip.
Thursday. 7.24.08 4:08 pm
I was getting my pictures for school made today, and was wearing a v-neck tee and sweats.

Me: Mammaw really wanted me to wear my new dress for the pictures today, but I don't feel good enough to wear a short dress.

Momma: If you don't feel good you should probably reschedule them. Besides, you've got a hickey.

Me: -grabs neck and mumbles- I told him not to give me one because I was getting my pictures done today.

Momma: -laughs- Go cover it up.

LATER.

Me: Can you still see it?

Momma: No. Was that Nathan?

Me: Yes. Ugh. Hickeys are gross.

Momma: Yeah, I was never to fond of them. I didn't mind getting them, though.

LATER. AGAIN.

Momma: So, are you and Nathan a thing now?

Me: No.

Momma: Heh heh heh.





Oh my mother.
2 Comments.


Your mom sounds cool
Toothpaste (not the gel) is supposed to be good at lightening hickeys...
» bluetopaz on 2008-07-24 05:34:05

Dunno why but the end part cracks me up.
» randomjunk on 2008-07-24 06:24:52

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