On my first day back from camp I went to Sugar Brown's for a fix and a relaxing place to read. A group of old guys were playing covers of old songs, and they looked silly, so I took a picture. I forgot to turn off the flash. After they finished playing the leader, I guess, of the group came up to me and said that he had forgotten his camera and would I please send him that picture. I said of course, and he gave me his email.


The email I sent him:


Hey, here's your picture!Love the music, man.

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=1zx8vvb&s=4

(Couldn't get HTML to work with hotmail... Sorry)

-Hannah


Notice the simplicity and upfrontness. Nothing other than sending that picture and telling him I like the music he chose to cover. No hidden signals.


The email I recieve in reply:

Great picture - thanks so much! Thanks for listening - what did youlike the best? Could I take you out for coffee sometime??
Marc

Notice the excessive use of question marks and the general creepiness of that statement... This guy's like, 60... Maybe I look a bit older than 16, but shoot, I'm not a gold-digger!

I sent back:

I like the Beatles covers best.

Notice that I did not answer his double question marked question. I thought maybe he would get the point... But no. It gets even creepier.

The Beatles are my all-time favorites. I'm getting some of their songstogether for one of our cd's. What are your favorite Beatles songs?My new personal and Caprock Top phone is: 939-3144. The card I gave youneeds updating. Call me sometime! (Caprock Top refers to a tornado onthe Cap.) Did you say you were from Lubbock?

Hannah is a beautiful name; doesn't it mean "handmaid of the Lord?"Thank you Hannah, you've been a blessing to me! Marc



CREEPER CREEPER CREEPER! How have I been a blessing to him?! By providing him with a mental image to jack off to? Gross!

Haven't said anything in reply. Thinking of saying "Hannah means 'grace,' please fuck off," but I probably just won't say anything.

Or maybe I'll tell him I do live in Lubbock for the time being but am moving to a convent in a week and a half and cutting off all of the outside world.



Should have just not sent the picture to begin with... Lol.


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I do data entry at my mom's office 6 hours a week, and that consists of entering new patients into the computer.

I'm going about my business, entering the address, when I realize that this street name is quite familiar. And, why, so is the number!




Well, shoot, I saw this lady get taken to the emergency room yesterday. So we had the house to ourselves.





This is weird... It's like it's trying to tell me something...

Damn, that is majorly creepy. Maybe you should see if there's anything on file about him or something...

Also, you wouldn't be much of a gold digger anyway if you went for old guys who play covers of songs in restaurants. :P
» randomjunk on 2008-07-22 04:07:17

CREEPY!!!
I say just never ever ever ever write him back. :D
» Zanzibar on 2008-07-22 10:17:48

Creepy, yes.

And I love your grammar! Hannah, you win. Everything.

Ever.
» Dilated on 2008-07-23 12:48:05

The diction.. the syntax.. everything. I'm a grammarnerd, though..

When do you get AIM back
» Dilated on 2008-07-23 10:41:57

I don't want MSN.. So why don't you get AIM back?
» Dilated on 2008-07-24 01:20:21

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