Here's why girls like assholes better than nice guys: Assholes are predictable.

Assholes are always gonna be assholes, and even when they're sweet, they're still assholes. It's nice, in a way. And girls know that these assholes are assholes, they know not to get their hopes up.

And then a nice guy comes along.


This nice guy texts them first, and takes them on dates, and waits a pretty long while to really make much of a move. The nice guy makes fun of them, but it's cute, not mean, and it makes them feel special. The nice guy is everything girls look for, and they get their hopes up.


And then he lets them down.



Assholes, they don't let girls down, because an asshole is a let-downer. If he doesn't let them down, that is a let-down, but of the best kind. When a nice guy lets girls down, it's a let-down of the worst kind. Shock and bewilderment are sure to be followed by bitterness and tears and then bitterness again.









So I believe I will stay away from nice guys from now on. Next time someone says something along the lines of, "Aaron asked about you the other night. You should date him. He's really nice," I will know to run, and hide, and stay away from him for ever. Because a nice guy is the worst kind of guy there is.




























In other news, I decided to do Wizard Rock for my speech. Hurrah!

who doesn't like feeling special?
» Nuttz on 2008-07-01 10:57:52

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