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Amy

Age: 24
Location: Troy, PA
Expertise: Fearing commitment
Current mood: The current mood of amy_q at www.imood.com

The Nomads' Familiar Quotations
"Like today when I said we can have our lunch on the rocks instead of we can have our rocks on the lunch."
-Amanda

Amy: "Maybe they were in love."
Melissa: "They're both males!"
Amy: "So your fish are gay."

"He called and I was thinking, pizza... pizza..."
-Anne

Amy: "You're going to find God this weekend."
Patti: "Where?"
Amy: "Search."
Amanda: "You weren't supposed to tell her like that!"
Amy: "I thought I'd just get it over with."

"Amanda, do you question my ability to be really irritating?"
-Patti

"And it just makes sense, 'cause he has a slingshot."
-Patti

"What is with the smelling? I hate the smelling!"
-Diane

"They have me working courtesy. Do you know what you have to do at courtesy? Be nice to stupid people!"
-Patti

"Ohhh, to be young again."
-Amanda

"It doesn't matter what the real world is like because that's not where she lives."
-Amy

Patti: "So if I go to the ghetto and ask for a cheese burger, will I get inappropriate substances?"
Amanda: "Hopefully."

"The college bowl... the college bowl... what am I saying? The sugar bowl... the orange bowl!"
-Amanda

"Borth!"
-Amanda

"Look, they're shaving the parking lot."
-Amanda

"If you always assume people are dying, you'll live a lad lad... what?"
-Amanda

"Any time I want to twitch I should put on my cold hair and my t-shirt."
-Amanda

"Ooo, look at me, I'm a duck!"
-Patti

"You know your life is too complicated when there's a dead plant in your dorm room for over a week."
-Amanda

"I couldn't watch my soap operas because the war was on!"
-Anne

"We could go shopping at Viewmont, that's sort of like New York."
-Amanda

"I did come down here just to talk about naked people."
-Amanda

"Come visit me in the hall of doom. Oops, I mean dining."
-Patti

"Damn all you second hand smokers!"
-Patti

"I'm going to Hell. Oh wait, I mean jail."
-Patti

"No, I seriously have a pain in my ass."
-Melissa

"Don't you hate it when you vacuum your hair, and then you realize after... did I say vacuum?"
-Amanda

"I just hit your boob!"
-Diane

"It's not like there's a degayifier gun."
-Patti

"I can't believe I told her that her roommate is a lesbian but she's not!"
-Amanda

"He drove two hours and you played Uno?!?"
-Patti

"Okay, big wang, it's worth half a point."
-Melissa
watch as i skillfully avoid
tuesday, 06/17/03 - 2:22 pm
writing about what's occupying 99% of my thoughts right now. ooh. aah.

i need to find a job or i will die. although i would not suck dick for one, unlike a certain crapstick we all know, i am getting pretty desperate. i blame the ymca. they may have destroyed my future, but they cannot destroy my will to fight. the ymca is a prestigious organization. is this the kind of action they are supposed to stand for? destroying the futures of virtuous young women? i think not. down with the ymca. damn the man.

okay, anyways. yesterday i applied at subway. they are going to hire me for several reasons:
1. i am smart and i gave really good answers to their hard questions.
2. i am hot and they know that i will attract customers.
3. i am charismatic and they will not be able to resist my charm.

yeah, fine, so they actually have no reason to hire me. maybe they will anyways. granted it's just making sandwiches and counting change, but i still think i'm a little more capable in general than the average young citizen of troy. probably cleaner, too. eat fresh.

oh, i'm kind of glad we didn't go to canada. we blew stuff up and played with napalm instead. canada will happen before the end of the summer.

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