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Amy 
Age: 24
The Nomads' Familiar Quotations
"Like today when I said we can have our lunch on the rocks instead of we can have our rocks on the lunch." -Amanda Amy: "Maybe they were in love." Melissa: "They're both males!" Amy: "So your fish are gay." "He called and I was thinking, pizza... pizza..." -Anne Amy: "You're going to find God this weekend." Patti: "Where?" Amy: "Search." Amanda: "You weren't supposed to tell her like that!" Amy: "I thought I'd just get it over with." "Amanda, do you question my ability to be really irritating?" -Patti "And it just makes sense, 'cause he has a slingshot." -Patti "What is with the smelling? I hate the smelling!" -Diane "They have me working courtesy. Do you know what you have to do at courtesy? Be nice to stupid people!" -Patti "Ohhh, to be young again." -Amanda "It doesn't matter what the real world is like because that's not where she lives." -Amy Patti: "So if I go to the ghetto and ask for a cheese burger, will I get inappropriate substances?" Amanda: "Hopefully." "The college bowl... the college bowl... what am I saying? The sugar bowl... the orange bowl!" -Amanda "Borth!" -Amanda "Look, they're shaving the parking lot." -Amanda "If you always assume people are dying, you'll live a lad lad... what?" -Amanda "Any time I want to twitch I should put on my cold hair and my t-shirt." -Amanda "Ooo, look at me, I'm a duck!" -Patti "You know your life is too complicated when there's a dead plant in your dorm room for over a week." -Amanda "I couldn't watch my soap operas because the war was on!" -Anne "We could go shopping at Viewmont, that's sort of like New York." -Amanda "I did come down here just to talk about naked people." -Amanda "Come visit me in the hall of doom. Oops, I mean dining." -Patti "Damn all you second hand smokers!" -Patti "I'm going to Hell. Oh wait, I mean jail." -Patti "No, I seriously have a pain in my ass." -Melissa "Don't you hate it when you vacuum your hair, and then you realize after... did I say vacuum?" -Amanda "I just hit your boob!" -Diane "It's not like there's a degayifier gun." -Patti "I can't believe I told her that her roommate is a lesbian but she's not!" -Amanda "He drove two hours and you played Uno?!?" -Patti "Okay, big wang, it's worth half a point." -Melissa | a story Wednesday. 5.25.05 9:31 pm Today Becky and I found a woman without any teeth. None at all. Not even one. I do apologize for being so judgmental, but it was terrifying. To make matters worse, the entirely toothless woman was sitting across from her fiance, and they were getting just a bit more intimate than is generally considered appropriate for a break room. So Becky and I headed back to the paint room feeling a bit distraught. "How is it that that woman without any teeth is getting married and we can't even get a guy to turn his head for us," asked we of our pals in the paint room. Oh gosh was that ever a mistake. Vern asked, "How old are you girls? You're in college. Do I really have to explain it to you?" We didn't get it. "Oh I can't do it, Daryl, you're going to have to tell them." "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!" we said and we blushed and we ran out of there in such a hurry. Oh my gosh, those guys. They were still cracking up a good ten minutes later, and they picked on us about it for the rest of the day. 7 Comments. you totally lost me :P » gran (66.65.31.52) on 2005-05-25 10:18:29 bobbing birds Just think of no teeth and the motion a bobbing bird makes when he drinks the water and that is what the guys said. » timmy (67.162.229.225) on 2005-05-26 10:03:15 Ew Timmy. Ew. » amy on 2005-05-26 02:17:57 ahahaha i totally get it now!! » gran (66.65.31.52) on 2005-05-26 06:30:59 nobody will turn their head for you because you have a handfull of stalkers and a boyfriend.. at least i *think* you have a boyfriend :P » nik on 2005-05-26 10:05:42 Absolutely casual concurrence It is rather valuable information lexapro generic Very well, that well comes to an end. tramadol ultram I congratulate, what excellent answer. buy xenical online Sometimes there are things and is worse phentermine online I understand this question. Let's discuss. paliament blue 3ec8fa » Fausto (221.7.145.42) on 2010-09-03 05:53:39 I congratulate, your idea simply excellent YES, it is exact order ultram I congratulate, your idea is magnificent xanax for anxiety Remarkable idea buy xanax online cheap This question is not clear to me. buy meridia online There is no sense. xanax bars without prescription 70d543 » Lenard (46.42.4.138) on 2011-06-08 05:37:23
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