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Amy 
Age: 24
The Nomads' Familiar Quotations
"Like today when I said we can have our lunch on the rocks instead of we can have our rocks on the lunch." -Amanda Amy: "Maybe they were in love." Melissa: "They're both males!" Amy: "So your fish are gay." "He called and I was thinking, pizza... pizza..." -Anne Amy: "You're going to find God this weekend." Patti: "Where?" Amy: "Search." Amanda: "You weren't supposed to tell her like that!" Amy: "I thought I'd just get it over with." "Amanda, do you question my ability to be really irritating?" -Patti "And it just makes sense, 'cause he has a slingshot." -Patti "What is with the smelling? I hate the smelling!" -Diane "They have me working courtesy. Do you know what you have to do at courtesy? Be nice to stupid people!" -Patti "Ohhh, to be young again." -Amanda "It doesn't matter what the real world is like because that's not where she lives." -Amy Patti: "So if I go to the ghetto and ask for a cheese burger, will I get inappropriate substances?" Amanda: "Hopefully." "The college bowl... the college bowl... what am I saying? The sugar bowl... the orange bowl!" -Amanda "Borth!" -Amanda "Look, they're shaving the parking lot." -Amanda "If you always assume people are dying, you'll live a lad lad... what?" -Amanda "Any time I want to twitch I should put on my cold hair and my t-shirt." -Amanda "Ooo, look at me, I'm a duck!" -Patti "You know your life is too complicated when there's a dead plant in your dorm room for over a week." -Amanda "I couldn't watch my soap operas because the war was on!" -Anne "We could go shopping at Viewmont, that's sort of like New York." -Amanda "I did come down here just to talk about naked people." -Amanda "Come visit me in the hall of doom. Oops, I mean dining." -Patti "Damn all you second hand smokers!" -Patti "I'm going to Hell. Oh wait, I mean jail." -Patti "No, I seriously have a pain in my ass." -Melissa "Don't you hate it when you vacuum your hair, and then you realize after... did I say vacuum?" -Amanda "I just hit your boob!" -Diane "It's not like there's a degayifier gun." -Patti "I can't believe I told her that her roommate is a lesbian but she's not!" -Amanda "He drove two hours and you played Uno?!?" -Patti "Okay, big wang, it's worth half a point." -Melissa | kidnapping!!! Saturday. 01.22.05 6:05 pm So you know the creepy sign Amanda put up? "It's coming... prepare." Yeah, well, it came. And I was not prepared. 
Yesterday at around 4:30, Patti and I were kidnapped by our very own fellow Nomads. They gave us little missions and had us running around Scranton to find stuff. When we got back, Amanda announced that we had five minutes to pack, then we got shoved into cars and somehow an hour later we ended up at a Super 8 motel in the Poconos. Oh my gosh, this place. So there's the hotel, and around the back, in some obscure dark corner, there's the creepy horror movie trailer on cinder blocks. That's where we stayed. We had two adjoining rooms, one with fully functional heat and the other without. The one without had tiny icebergs in the toilet. The toilet that wouldn't flush, because the pipes were frozen. We called the front desk to see what they could do about that, and the guy (who couldn't speak English) just kept telling us to "hold the liver." Finally we figured out that if we used our ice bucket to dump water down really fast, we could flush it that way. It was so easily the most ghetto motel I have ever seen. It was awesome. Only with the Nomads could I have a freakin' blast in the Poconos' sketchiest motel! Anyway, we watched Ice Age, had a dance party, and Diane won Elimidate, and we went to bed. They woke us up at 7:30 this morning and everybody had on like 4 layers of clothes so we took the hint and dressed very, very warmly, and got thrown in the car again. Another half hour or so later we found ourselves at the Jack Frost/Big Boulder ski resort. They took Patti and me snow tubing for a welcome back to America party! How crazy/great is that? I've always wanted to go snow tubing. It was soooo cold but we had a great time. Anyone from anywhere in the northeast knows that today is crazy snowstorm day. Driving home in that was certainly interesting. Anne's car almost fishtailed into an oncoming car, but thanks to her expert driving skills, we got out of that one. The roads are all kinds of bad. It's like they haven't even tried to clean it up. I guess it would be kind of pointless; it's coming down awfully fast. But even 81 was bad! Ohh well, we got back very slowly but safely from our extremely weird adventure.
In other news, I feel like such a jerk! I hate making people feel bad. If I made you feel bad today, I'm very sorry. That means you, Mike! 2 Comments. just pretend i made a witty comment » grant on 2005-01-22 08:04:37 Thanks For commenting back! You went to toyko...Aw! I wanna go!!!! I love their culture and stuff...I wanna learn how to speak it. I heard you can make alot of money becomeing a transalator there. You gotta tell me about Japan, i'm so damn curious about everything that's japanese, i'm all into Anime, their swords, everything, lol » StaticFire-X on 2005-01-25 02:51:52
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