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Amy 
Age: 24
The Nomads' Familiar Quotations
"Like today when I said we can have our lunch on the rocks instead of we can have our rocks on the lunch." -Amanda Amy: "Maybe they were in love." Melissa: "They're both males!" Amy: "So your fish are gay." "He called and I was thinking, pizza... pizza..." -Anne Amy: "You're going to find God this weekend." Patti: "Where?" Amy: "Search." Amanda: "You weren't supposed to tell her like that!" Amy: "I thought I'd just get it over with." "Amanda, do you question my ability to be really irritating?" -Patti "And it just makes sense, 'cause he has a slingshot." -Patti "What is with the smelling? I hate the smelling!" -Diane "They have me working courtesy. Do you know what you have to do at courtesy? Be nice to stupid people!" -Patti "Ohhh, to be young again." -Amanda "It doesn't matter what the real world is like because that's not where she lives." -Amy Patti: "So if I go to the ghetto and ask for a cheese burger, will I get inappropriate substances?" Amanda: "Hopefully." "The college bowl... the college bowl... what am I saying? The sugar bowl... the orange bowl!" -Amanda "Borth!" -Amanda "Look, they're shaving the parking lot." -Amanda "If you always assume people are dying, you'll live a lad lad... what?" -Amanda "Any time I want to twitch I should put on my cold hair and my t-shirt." -Amanda "Ooo, look at me, I'm a duck!" -Patti "You know your life is too complicated when there's a dead plant in your dorm room for over a week." -Amanda "I couldn't watch my soap operas because the war was on!" -Anne "We could go shopping at Viewmont, that's sort of like New York." -Amanda "I did come down here just to talk about naked people." -Amanda "Come visit me in the hall of doom. Oops, I mean dining." -Patti "Damn all you second hand smokers!" -Patti "I'm going to Hell. Oh wait, I mean jail." -Patti "No, I seriously have a pain in my ass." -Melissa "Don't you hate it when you vacuum your hair, and then you realize after... did I say vacuum?" -Amanda "I just hit your boob!" -Diane "It's not like there's a degayifier gun." -Patti "I can't believe I told her that her roommate is a lesbian but she's not!" -Amanda "He drove two hours and you played Uno?!?" -Patti "Okay, big wang, it's worth half a point." -Melissa | it's coming... Thursday. 01.20.05 8:53 pm ...prepare.
For what? I don't know. Amanda won't freakin' tell me. It's taped to my desk, though. She's getting weirder by the day. I blame myself. It's a noble sort of blame. I got tied to a chair tonight. I also watched The O.C. I thought I hated that show, but Maureen got me hooked with Christmukkah. Now I have to know what happens. Darn it. I'm getting used to this dreadful country again, finally. Sort of. I haven't been bowing nearly as frequently lately. And I've pretty much stopped saying "ohayo" and "domo" and "sumimasen" all the time. "Honto" is still a problem. I exclaim that a lot. A few times I've started to write my name in katakana, but not often. I keep walking in front of cars. In Tokyo cars always stop for pedestrians and I forget that they don't here. Surely this will be the end of me. Dr. Foley made the mistake in Ethics class of asking if anyone had experience with cultural relativism, which got me blabbering on about Tokyo, and we ended up having a lengthy and intense discussion about child pornography and rape porn. That had to be one of the weirdest class discussions ever. We're supposed to get like a foot of snow this weekend. My poor roommates. They're going to be snowed in with me. I would hate to be snowed in with me if I weren't already me. Aww, this sucks. I'm in the stew pot. Amanda just started playing duck duck goose and I lost to the darn albino deer. How the heck does that happen?!
Patti: "What have you been sniffing?"
Oh gosh, she's tying me to the chair again. Crap. 2 Comments. hmmm last thing i remember hearing from you dealing with snow either had to do with sledding w/ lunch trays or making a snowman..i cant remember as to which it was.... » yourname on 2005-01-20 09:34:47 well, just as long as you don't let your expertise go to waste. » grant on 2005-01-21 04:33:15
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