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Amy 
Age: 24
The Nomads' Familiar Quotations
"Like today when I said we can have our lunch on the rocks instead of we can have our rocks on the lunch." -Amanda Amy: "Maybe they were in love." Melissa: "They're both males!" Amy: "So your fish are gay." "He called and I was thinking, pizza... pizza..." -Anne Amy: "You're going to find God this weekend." Patti: "Where?" Amy: "Search." Amanda: "You weren't supposed to tell her like that!" Amy: "I thought I'd just get it over with." "Amanda, do you question my ability to be really irritating?" -Patti "And it just makes sense, 'cause he has a slingshot." -Patti "What is with the smelling? I hate the smelling!" -Diane "They have me working courtesy. Do you know what you have to do at courtesy? Be nice to stupid people!" -Patti "Ohhh, to be young again." -Amanda "It doesn't matter what the real world is like because that's not where she lives." -Amy Patti: "So if I go to the ghetto and ask for a cheese burger, will I get inappropriate substances?" Amanda: "Hopefully." "The college bowl... the college bowl... what am I saying? The sugar bowl... the orange bowl!" -Amanda "Borth!" -Amanda "Look, they're shaving the parking lot." -Amanda "If you always assume people are dying, you'll live a lad lad... what?" -Amanda "Any time I want to twitch I should put on my cold hair and my t-shirt." -Amanda "Ooo, look at me, I'm a duck!" -Patti "You know your life is too complicated when there's a dead plant in your dorm room for over a week." -Amanda "I couldn't watch my soap operas because the war was on!" -Anne "We could go shopping at Viewmont, that's sort of like New York." -Amanda "I did come down here just to talk about naked people." -Amanda "Come visit me in the hall of doom. Oops, I mean dining." -Patti "Damn all you second hand smokers!" -Patti "I'm going to Hell. Oh wait, I mean jail." -Patti "No, I seriously have a pain in my ass." -Melissa "Don't you hate it when you vacuum your hair, and then you realize after... did I say vacuum?" -Amanda "I just hit your boob!" -Diane "It's not like there's a degayifier gun." -Patti "I can't believe I told her that her roommate is a lesbian but she's not!" -Amanda "He drove two hours and you played Uno?!?" -Patti "Okay, big wang, it's worth half a point." -Melissa | i was just peacefully hoeing away saturday, 07/12/03 - 5:48 pm at the weeds between the watermelons in the garden, when donny's ex-wife cindy randomly showed up. she had called like half an hour prior but i didn't answer the phone because she's annoying. last time i make that mistake.
this woman was okay at first, she seemed really nice. i mean, she is really nice. she just won't go away. she calls several times daily and she comes here almost every day, and she'll just stay for hours and hours. she'll stick around for dinner and she expects to be invited everywhere we go. my mom said she and donny were going to take ordy and travis camping and she said, "oh, what fun we will have!" it's just irritating, you know? so anyways, she stopped by, and my mom was just like, "nooooo, save me," and she left. however, since she isn't feeling good today, she asked me to drive. she told me, "here are the keys, just get in the car, don't bother getting your shoes, just go now." so i did. we went to the gas station so she could get cigarettes, the dollar store for advil, back to the gas station for gas, and to canton for beer. the moral of this whole story is don't ever drive your mom anywhere. she spazzed out the entire time and kept gripping the dashboard and nearly screaming because she thought i was going to jerk left and smash into every car we went past. she read all the speed limit signs to me.
"that one says 25."
i guess maybe spasticness is hereditary. 2 Comments. |
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