We entered the maze through the doors on the right side of the building. Imediately I knew something was wrong. This was a very large building... and when we stepped inside, we were immediately funneled off to the right pathway. I knew this was a bad idea... we shouldn't have come here.

There were people... They seemed to be possessed by some kind of evil spirit... Half of them would walk around with their items and the other half seemed to be just standing around. They would walk infront of me... and act like they were going to go left... but when I went right... so would they. It was maddening... they must have been put there just to slow me down. I looked at Ashley and thought... don't worry... they're already dead inside... they have no souls...

We moved through this maze more quickly now... lost as to where to go. Every time we stopped I expected to be shocked or something... I felt like a rat in some maze... All I had to do was get to the cheese and get out of here... That's all I had to do.

Well the whole place was poorly organizezd and filled with tons of mindless shells of people... I was persistent though, I made my way to the back. I grabbed my prize and we made our way to the exit... Which was cleverly hidden and had a very small entrance.

Finally we got to the registers and went to the express lane. Of course there was a line of people with so many things they had heeping carts full.... Express lane is 20 items or less... I hate people that bring their giant carts to those lanes... Bastards.

Finally we escaped from this hell... I learned why Randalls costs more... because they haven't made a pact with satan, that's why. HEB has sold their souls! GAHHHHHHHH!

Bass Animated Giffs as promised. The first one I took appart and enhanced in photoshop, then I recompiled it. The second one I made myself out of a Sprite sheet.


I need to find something cool to do with these two giffs... They're too cool to just let them sit on my harddrive... I think they need a permanent place on my blog!

HEB is Satan Reincarnated!

We'll be visiting Randalls from now on I assume? Lol, the maze of produce was pretty bad...and then you almost kept following the path to the frozen food... Wasn't it strange that in order to get our orange juice, we had to walk through toy aisles...
» AshleyEverhart on 2004-06-28 01:54:51

did you get more ramen noodles? i hope you didn't get the mushroom kind. boo mushrooms!
» lenas_life on 2004-06-28 03:04:32

i actually had dinner today... my dad i sgunna start giving me food money again i think... i hope hehe
» Zig_Justice on 2004-06-28 03:23:51

heb is satan to find anything, but the cashiers at randall's are satan. at least for the most part. you just get to chose the lesser of two evils.
» ladyeyeliner on 2004-06-28 12:20:33

whenever I go to Randalls, I usually know the cashier lol. Like Jessica, Trevoer, Ryan, or Blake... they all work at the Randalls at Panther Creek. So I usually like the cashiers there
» Zig_Justice on 2004-06-28 12:44:40

ahh theres a penis chasing me!!
» grey_flowers on 2004-06-28 06:56:31

donate the gifs to dave so he can upload them so people can use it as an avatar when writing entries or something..
» Ajibalaji89 on 2004-06-28 10:31:04

yeah the one in panther creek tends to be a little better. but what about when you go and you don't know anyone there. they try to kill your stuff when you are checking it and they look like they want to kill you. but then again, who can blame them, i would hate my job if i were them too.
» ladyeyeliner on 2004-06-29 01:05:24

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