Well, I have this teacher in school, Miss Suriati, who's English is darn freaking bad. And whats more, she likes picking fights with students. And then she likes to act as if she is all mighty and we are all more inderior than her. And she also has this sense of " I'm always right because I'm the teacher and you're always wrong because you're the student" attitude. She really ticks everyone off. It is also because of this attitude of hers people hate her like hell( especially students in my class). So, the main point, people dont give her much tolerence as we give to other teachers. Instead,whenever she picks a fight, almost the whole class gangs up agaisnt her. Well, she always makes grammatical mistakes and so we always laugh at her. And she is also very damn freaking paranoid. I'm saying this because, she, whenever we smile and whisper in class, she automatically thinks that we're talking bad about her. I mean, what the hell? Does everything revolve around you in this school?? Every single whisper is something concerning her.. WAKE UP!!! Stop being paranoid. Well anyway, I'm gonna let everyone read the past conversations that wehave had with her.. I think it will crack your ribs laughing.
1st chemistry class of 2006:
Teacher: *writing notes on the board with a lot of freaking grammar mistakes*
Me: Ermm... Excuse me teacher, but i think this part here is wrong. That part over there too, and there and here and everywhere.
Teacher: You think you're so clever in English? Why not you correct all these sentences then?
Me: Be glad to.* starts correcting everything she has written wrong on the board*
Class starts clapping after I finished it
Teacher:* Fumes coming out her ears, while shouting she said* Hey, what if someone critisizes you about your Bahasa Melayu( national language in Malaysia) because you are not good at it?? Would you like it??
Me: *Felt like asking her whether does she want to test my level of Bahasa Melayu* But I didnt so I help my tongue and ignored her
Teacher:*kept on going and going and going talking crap about things unrelated and started crying for no freaking reason*
Well after that, she decided to take revenge by not giving us our 2nd Chemistry practical that was required for our SPM( Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia) which is a very important school leaving exam.
Well, I think this part here is like a little my fault but I was telling her kindly, and she just bombards the whole class about a lot of things unrelated so I couldn't care less about apologizing. Well, from then on, the whole class had a grudge on her.
During the mid-year examination in 2006:
We were in the middle of examination, she comes in after the teacher before us goes out. The teacher before didnt tell us to put our bags outside so she came in, acted all clever and shouted
Teacher: MOVE YOUR BACKSIDE!!!(I guess she tried to say move your bags outside)
The whole class burst out laughing and we were laughing so darn freaking hard
Teacher: KEEP QUIET. THIS IS A TEST. WHATS SO FUNNY??* And then she tried to hit one of my friend because he was laughing very loudly*
Keh Sik:*Speaks in Bahasa Malaysia after she missed him* Saya lebih pandai daripada awak( I'm far cleverer than you)
Whats so funny, you asked teacher?? YOU not realizing that you've made a darn big mistake THAT'S WHAT!!
Yesterday, 22nd March 2007:
She came into the lab to replace our absent teacher. Everyone saw her and gave a grunt. Everyone was in the lab because our classroom roof is being repaired. In the lab, there are stools to sit on. Well, I have a friend who found a chair and was sitting on the chair so he looked a little shorter from the rest as the stools were higher than the chair. She came in and immediately went around the class instructing a lot of unnescessary orders like, sit straight, dont lean on the tables, put your leg properly, dont cross your legs or hands. We were like, what the hell? Making ourselves comfortable is wrong now izzit? Well, the dialogue of her and my frined with the chairs goes like this
Teacher: * shouting from the teacher table* BRYAN SIT UP PROPERLY!!
Bryan: *sat upstraight, but still looked shorter from the rest as he is on the chair*
Teacher: Why are you so short?? * came down from the teacher table and went and had a peek* Why are you sitting on the chair?? Dont sit on the chair!!
The whole class waS dumbfounded.
Me: Teacher, you expect him to sit on the floor??
Bryan: If I dont sit on the chair you expect me to sit on the floor?? (both were said at the same time)
Teacher:*stunned, kept quiet for a few minutes then started shouting again* Dont sit on the chair, sit on the...the...the.,...the.... what.. what... * after a few minutes only did she figure out she was trying to say stool!!
IS THIS DUMB OR WHAT??
Then, another friend of mine was leaning back on the table, she said
Teacher: Dont lean, SIT PROPERLY.
Friend: *Straightens up. After awhile, he talked to another friend*
Other Friend: *Smirked*
Teacher: WHAT ARE YOU SMIRKING AT?? WHATS SO FUNNY TO SMIRK AT???
She went around picking up a few more arguments until the class bell rang and everyone boo-ed her out!!
I think teachers like this should'nt be teachers at all.. Imagine, picking fights and arguments with the students, how is she going to teach and educate us when all she does is pick fights??
BEST ENTRY EVAH! :)
» 12629 on 2007-03-23 10:40:06
sdsdsd if u think suriati's annoying then my friend u havent seen the real "most annoying and hated teacher".
» are (60.53.194.95) on 2007-03-23 11:03:37
Well I didnt said she was annoying... I just said she was plain dumb... Annoying and dumb are two very very different categories
» Xboyz on 2007-03-23 11:07:59
haha...those dialogues were so funny!
» lazypuppy on 2007-03-23 12:56:13
Me, not white? Haha, you think?
I hate teachers like that... there are tons of people that just should NOT be teachers... at ALL.
» ikimashokie on 2007-03-23 01:51:45
Sounds like that ex-Math teacher I had who said "You have to face my face everyday".. just worst.
» Nuttz on 2007-03-24 02:17:14
tsk tsk tsk. If i were there i'd have her apply to be assigned to a different class after a week of torture from me ;)
» JanWin (60.49.64.161) on 2007-03-24 05:01:18
@JanWin Not that we didnt want that to happen.. But it seems she's the only chemistry teacher around that can "teach" us... So she cant apply to be assigned somewhere else... Cause she's the one teaching the whole form Chemistry in English
» Xboyz on 2007-03-25 01:48:42
i don't friend you! >:(
» 12629 on 2007-03-26 10:31:53
sweat lol, nowaday the educators r god permitted tyrant.... gosh
slap her la...
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