Mood:: Still sad, but my day was good aside form that, but I just can't get over it even though I know I should.

Music:: BF5 ===> Song:: Selfless, Cold, And Composed (It was stuck in my head YET again)

Talking to:: Cinday

Heya guys. Anyways someone sent me this through e-mail and I found it to be grrrrreat!:

Anal Ogres, Slimilies & Megaphors & Stuff Like That
Found in High School Essays by Teachers Who Look Good :

~ Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

~ His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like socks in a dryer without Cling Free.

~ He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

~ She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.

~ She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

~ Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

~ He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.

~ The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

~ From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

~ Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

~ The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

~ Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 PM travelling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 PM at a speed of 35 mph.

~ John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

~ He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the East River.

~ Even in his last years, Grandpappy had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.

~ The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

~ The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.

~ The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

~ He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.

~ She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.

~ It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.

~ He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.


Aint that just plain awesome??? Hahaha it made me laugh a lot, which is good. It got my mind off what has been making me sad. Man i was sad all day and everyone was noticing and asking me what was wrong. Its nice to know they care and all, but it sucked and got annoying. But i was just really sad so i was quiet and everything and usally im not at all and im joking around and talking a lot and being generally annoying and i wasnt today so im not surprised everyone noticed. Even two of my teachers noticed and asked about it. It was nice and annoying at the same time. But it was good cause there were quite a few times where people could get my mind off it for a while an for that short time id be happy, if i can just forget about it i can be my normal self. So im sure i was confusing everyone, cause one minute i'd be all quiet and sad and the next id be laughing and happy, then sad again. Man though, besides the whole thing that happened that was making me sad, it would have been GREAT day, got to talk to and hang out with a lot of people I wanted to, we had a 45 minute lockdown where we got to talk and just hang out and everything, classes were pretty good as far as class goes, we got to go to the library in science where i just goofed off, 4th period was cut short because of the lockdown, and i dunno everything was just good. Except for the one thing. Damn him...

God my dad called at me and ended up bitching at me, arguing with me, and lectuing me for an hour just because i dont LIKE doing work!!! Do any of you actually LIKE doing work?? God then he read me this thing to prove his point for like 5 minutes and i just ignored him. Ugh. There were sooo many times where I just about hung up, but I didnt cause I just cant bring myself to. Thats just the way I am. I have to be either joking around or really really POed before i hang up on someone. if im just annoyed then i wont. But god it pissed me off so much because im just going through a lot of shit that i cant or dont care to tell him about so he thinks im perfectly fine/happy, when really im depressed, and then he just adds more on my big pile of shit life that i have to deal with and its just one more thing.

Another thing that i hated about everyone askig me if i was depressed was that in one class while they were asking it, LOUDly, the ONE person that i REALLY dont want to know that Im sad was three feet away he whole time, and im sitting there like "No, I'm fine, can we just drop it?" and theyre like "Are you sure? You seem REALLY depressed, is there something wrong? Did someone do something?" and im like "No, I'm fine, Im perfectly happy" and thinking in my head "YOU HEAR THAT, ****??? PERFECTLY FINE!!" and then they say all that, and the person is looking over hearing them say i look really sad. And i doesnt help because Ive been tring to put on a happy face for the person, and its been HARD. So then they just go and blow it all. But its not like they knew so im not mad or anything.

Anyways, im sure ive been ranting just about enough for one day. Sorry guys. Im sure you dont want to have to read about my shitty life and my problems. Then again i guess you dont have to read this do you? But whatever, sorry anyways.

Mood:: Depressed...I think I'll go listen to some emo... (Uh oh, I KNOW im getting hit by Cindy for that one)

Music:: Ben Folds 5 ===> Song:: Mess

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