I got an interview for a position I'm really, really interested in, and it's all very exciting. :3 If I get this job, I won't need the job I have right now...WHICH MEANS I CAN *~*~*~*~*~*QUIT*~*~*~*~*~*~*.

Sales just doesn't fit me. Especially when I'm not incredibly passionate about lotions and two hundred dollar plates. Were I selling, say, cameras, or books, or a single, solid, likable product/line of products (from the same company), this would be a slightly different story. But general goods...not really my favourite sell. It's kind of like trying to defecate out of your ear.

Also, I'm pulling a Meredith (Grey's Anatomy? Anyone? Please?) and knitting. I'm staying far, far, far away from relationships for a long, long time. My various scarves, afghans, and sweaters will keep me warm at night. I've been hit on, down here...and it's just annoying... It doesn't make me feel *~*~*~*sexayyyy*~*~*~*. It makes me feel like someone is in my personal space, trying to see what lurks beneath my pants.

BRO. THEY'RE THERE FOR A REASON.

My first datingish thing here started, actually, because the guy mistook me for someone who wouldn't ridicule him for playing Angels and Airwaves and lighting candles to gain access to the netherworld between my legs. He was lucky he had conversation skills, or I would have left the house laughing.

So until someone can treat me like a cute little rabbit in their backyard and stalk CAREFULLY, and SLOWLY (rather than running and screaming at me)...I'm knitting this scarf. And then another. AND THEN ANOTHER.

SCARVES FOR EVERYONE.





[1:48:15 AM] middaymoon: whatcha blogging about
[1:50:04 AM] Unicornasaurus: Wool you guess before I tell you?
[1:50:15 AM] Unicornasaurus: I'm yarning to hear your thoughts
[1:51:27 AM] middaymoon: You want me to guess?
[1:52:27 AM] Unicornasaurus: It's about time you cotton.

(I just realized that you guys don't usually see us as two real-life friends who interact quite often and sometimes have inappropriate dreams about one another. Guys, we talk in real life, SOMETIMES ABOUT NUTANG. IT ACTUALLY HAPPENS.)

That's cool
Don't mention that I was literally half asleep. You took advantage of me...which I guess is fair CONSIDERING THAT DREAM YOU HAD OH SNAP you mentioned it first.
» middaymoon on 2012-01-21 01:40:51

I hate sales. I SUCK at it. I don't like pressuring people or influencing them into spending money they might not should spend. It makes me feel dirty.

I feel you 110% on the being hit on thing. Maybe for me it's because I've been with the same guy so long but I am forever awkward when someone hits on me. I'm like, what?! Why are you looking at me!? OMFG!

That graphic is AWESOME!
» lyndeep on 2012-01-22 09:41:52

re
The bison chilli didn't cause food poisoning, Yay! And yes, it was my own recipe :)
» lyndeep on 2012-01-22 09:43:21

RE
My doctor should thank god that it WAS non-cancerous because I would have sued her in a heartbeat. It took 5 times of coming back, telling her all my symptoms which were pretty much identical to the list of possible symptoms for ovarian and uterus tumors, before she finally scheduled an ultrasound to look for them and when the insurance called to see if it was medically necessary I told her it was as bad as it had been for sure but really hadn't gotten worse and she told the insurance it wasn't necessary and canceled it! Finally it started to get worse and I lost weight you could eventually SEE the thing when I layed down and the first time I went once it got like that she scheduled an immediate US and I knew something was wrong as soon as I saw the US tech's face. If it would have been bad I would have blamed her and held her responsible because the 6months or more it took to make her listen to me caused it to grow so much and if had been serious if would have definitely progressed in that time. It sucks too because she is so nice and I hate to get another doctor but OBVIOUSLY I need to.
» lyndeep on 2012-01-22 07:52:25

Inappropriate dreams what.

But also, my boyfriend would love your puns so much. He is totally into puns, and he comes up with them all the time to amuse himself, even though I derive pretty much no enjoyment from them. He's like that meme with the "eels always look like they just told a joke and are waiting for people to laugh" thing, just pausing and waiting to see if I got his puns. I always get his puns, I just don't think they're funny. X|
» randomjunk on 2012-01-23 09:31:26

Sorry, you do not have permission to comment.

If you are a member, try logging in again or accessing this page here.