A sticky situation
Evolution is a tricky little bugger...especially when it grows thorns to keep you from harvesting the #1 berry of all time: blackberries! Me and my parents went over to my dad's friend's house to pick some of these amazing little things...and ended up coming home with a few pounds haha (not including the ones I digested while we were on site). My sister was conveniently away at a party, so I guess she's not getting any. There were sacrifices of course...involving sharp, needle-infested bushes and me having a lack of balance . I won't go into the gruesome details (lol), but I did have a little fall while reaching out from the ledge I was standing. Thankfully I was fully garbed with a sweater and jeans, but holy hell those thorns sure know how to pierce through anything! Lol I landed on my back, and immediately sensed exactly 8.7 machillion les attempting to feast on my flesh. Sadly, I was forced to lay there for a while as my dog attempted to come to my rescue because the thorns were attaching to my shirt and holding me down....
But I'd say it was worth it. Add another point to the "Brian gets hurt because of stupidity" chart lol....but I have learned my lesson. Never f*ck with blackberry bushes. Just pick the damn fruits and get out lol.
Ope, dinner time. I'll update this later. After dinner it's time to feast on them blackberries! And brush my teeth shortly after because they stain everything XD. Peace!
Do not try to bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead, try to realize the truth. There is no spoon. Then you will see that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.
tsk tsk tsk...well @ least now u know what to do...lol dang ur making me hungry...lol happy eating! mwahaha
» frostbitten on 2006-09-01 08:55:11
I want blueberries! Right now!
Can I have some? *hopeful puppy eyes* Please? Pwetty please? Handsome Mr. Muffin-man? XD
No, seriously. Send me some. ;)
» Silver-dot- on 2006-09-01 09:29:57
i love berries!
every single type of berry, i swear, hah. sounds painful, but if its worth it, i guess its worth it =D i've never gone picking anything so i wouldn't know =[
» hikarixgaki on 2006-09-01 10:33:04
hahahaha blackberries!!! XDDD i must say i've never fallen into a bush before, but i've sure been pricked 1000 x! =3
have fun eating XD
and i'm not sure what else to say, really! so here's a majorly short comment ^^;; gomen nasai!
» Kuri on 2006-09-02 04:32:04
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