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Friday. 5.28.10 9:04 am
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I am soooooooooo tired. My friend's bachlorette party was last night and it was a blasty blast! First we played "Pin the Junk on the Hunk" and there were different varieties of "junk" that we could pick from...I picked the junk in the form of a gun. ha. Then we did gifts and things and then we went out.

It was my first time at a straight dance club!!! haha. I've only ever gone to gay dance clubs and now I realize why. First of all....Town Dance Boutique (The name of the Gay club I go to) plays MUCH better music. and I really enjoy the set up at that place. The place I went last night played Okay music....but I was partially molested like umpteen million times. =/

The guys don't even ask to dance! They just come up behind you and rub their junk on you. Sometimes you're innocently just trying to walk through the crowd and some douche just grabs and pulls you close from behind and thinks that he's slick.

"Oh my! who is this stranger who just grabbed my waste and started rubbing his Dick on my back side?? THAT'S HOT! I think I will thank him by pounding my ass right back at him so that he can get a hard on!"

NOT!

As soon as someone touched me I immediately brushed them off. One guy thought he'd loop his finger around my belt loop so that I couldn't get away...and I almost broke his finger. (damn...so close!) I even saved a few friends from the fools on the dance floor. But then these numb skulls would think *oh, she's pulling her friend away because she obviously wants to dance with me!* Guys are such idiots sometimes. *shakes head in disbelief*

Not to sound cheesy but ......well....nah....ha. its pretty cheesy. Never mind. =p

but yeah...I didn't dance with any boys and I didn't get real drunk but I DID go to bed super late and had to wake up super early to get to work in time. Might as well live like this while I'm still young!

My main nub and thrust is....unless its to celebrate some ones birthday or there's another bachelorette party or something....I'll never go to that club again.
4 Comments.


I totally hate it when guys think that they're all that when they're not! What happend to being chilvarious? Behaving like a dick doesn't turn people on like EVER.
» Nuttz on 2010-05-28 10:32:25

^^^i disagree with nuttz, some girls are looking for a guy who acts like a dick, and they don't even realize that those are the only types of guys that they date.
» thaitanic on 2010-05-28 12:41:17

Gay cluibs are generally nicer and more fab, or waaaaaaaaay grodier lol.

And I feel you 100% on the club guys. I have like 4 million stories I could back it up with so we'll just go with I feel you lol.

» lyndeep on 2010-05-28 08:44:10

eh, I've never been to a club and from the sounds of your experience, I really don't plan on going to one any time soon lol.
» LostSoul13 on 2010-05-31 04:40:06

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