Movie review. Here's my disclaimer. If you haven't seen The Village don't read this if you don't want it ruined for you.

the village
<sub>Well... What it basically is is this. People in, like, the 6o's, they hated thier lives in Philladalphia, because people they loved were being killed. So they decided to make this town that was totaly innocent, like no guns, electricity, or anything. Plus, these people, whom they called the Elders, also dressed up as big monsters in red cloaks to frighten the people, and make them not want to leave this clearing place in this valley, which is in the woods. So, this blind girl, who is the mayor or whatever [one of the people from the 6o's, an Elder] daughter, she falls in love with this guy, who loves her back. But there's also this other guy, Noah, I think is his name, and he's like mentally retarded, who loves the blind girl. So Lucias [the guy that the blind girl, Ivy, loves] is going to mary Ivy, and Noah finds out. And so he comes and stabs Lucias twice. That means that this guy Lucias is dieing, and he needs medicene [obviously] so Ivy, she wants to go back to the towns, to get him the medicine he needs. So, the mayor guy, he decides to explain everything. He takes her to this shed, where they keep one of the monster costumes, and shows her. Gastly thing it is. Red cloak, looks a bit like a skeleton, if you've seen the movie, you'll know what I mean. Duh. Sorry, bit of a blonde moment.

So, anyways, this Ivy girl, she starts going in the woods, but... *dun dun DUN* she falls into like a bear trap or something. But she doesn't fall deep because she catches onto a root or something, and pulls herself up. Then, so, she's running. And she finds herself in a patch of red berries. Red, by the way, is the 'bad color.' The color that attracts the 'monsters.'

And so she sees a monster. Yes, one of the red cloaked, skelaton dudes. And so she's being as still as she can, and she's hiding behind a tree, and she lookes around it, and he's rite on the other side. But, then, she starts to creep away. And then she looks back, and he's just standing there, not doing anything. At this point, I said to my friend Jenny, 'So the monsters are real, but they're just friends to the people in the village.' And Jenny nodded.

Then I screamed. For real. The monster started running after Ivy. It was effin freeky! All the girls that were my friends there screamed. It was funny though. But, anyhoo, this monster guys running after her, and you think he's caught her, but, no! he hasn't!

Then it goes over to the room that this Noah guy [you know, the stabber] was being held in. An Elder comes in, and the floor boards are all ripped up, and she goes, 'Oh no! He's found the costume that was hidden under the floorboards!'

Then you're back at the chase seen. So Ivy's over by this whole she almost died in, and the monsters running after her, and so it's about to get her and kill her or whatever, and she steps aside, and he falls into the whole. Where the mask falls off and you see it's Noah. Sweet, lovable, stumoch stabbing Noah. And he has fallen to his death.

Well, Ivy can't see that it's Noah of course. I mean, after all, she is blind. lol. Well, she finds this secret road, climbs over a fence, gets the medicene, runs back home, goes straight to Lucias [forgot about him, didn't you? lol] and says, 'Lucias, I am back.'

Then the movies over. Great, eh? Bet anyone here that within five years, there will be a sequal. A really bad sequal. =]]</sub>

I think I ruined the movie for me by watching it.
» desertsnowstorm on 2004-08-11 01:31:13

lol. It's so bad that its funny.
» RanDumbNess on 2004-08-11 11:51:53

omigosh i thought that movie was HORRIBLE. haha .. i downloaded it and i'm extremely glad i didn't pay friggen $8.50 to watch it in theatres. haha. anyways .. i saw you saved me as a friend and decided to leave you a comment. i saved you as a friend too =). have a nice day.
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