Junior High Stench -b- gone


Have you ever walked into a classroom right after a group of seventh or eighth graders have had class? If you have, then you know about the awful smell they leave behind, and no one should have to suffer that! That is why I’m here to offer you Junior High Stench -b- gone! Compared to Lysol Disinfectant spray, Stench -b- gone gets out the smell 99.9% better. Just simply spray in the air or directly on to the seats that the little munchkins were sitting in and within 3 seconds the smell will be gone! Or, if you know that a certain student will be around you some time later in the day, simply spray Stench -b- gone directly on the subject. This will cause a burning sensation for them and result in an entire day free from their smell! Stench -b- gone is guaranteed for up to 20 hours after purchase, and if you’d like to return it, you can take it back the location you bought it at and get $2 refund! You can purchase Stench -b- gone at any store that sells hairnets or clams, or if you’d rather surf the web, you can go online to www.stenchbgone.com and purchase it there for the mere price of $69.99! You too can now have fresh air to breath after your confrontation with junior high children! Buy it now!! Stench -b- gone comes in 6 different smells: Orange-mango, Vanilla-Coffee, Rutabaga pie, Old lady, Feet, and Spinach!




I need like 15-30 seconds more... Any suggestions... This is a radio commercial about an imaginary product, so everything is made up! HELP ME!

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